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#1 pharrelle

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 06:32 AM

you're a really smart guy Junkie, how come you don't have a girlfriend?



Time to self-reflect boys.

Tell me why you don't have a girlfriend. Just one good reason.
Lets hear your excuses and judge each other based on them.

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#2 Svie

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:07 AM

My girlfriend for the last 5 years just gave birth to our first child literally 5 hours ago and I am reading this thread. I guess I need to make some new priorities in my life but this topic is interesting. Why dont u guys have girlfriends??? Whyyyy??
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#3 Kawklee

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:24 AM

saw new person in ot funny picture threads posting glonglon level shit, gave him benefit of doubt

then he started new "forever alone le lol" thread

yeah fuck this new guy.
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#4 pharrelle

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:36 AM

My girlfriend for the last 5 years just gave birth to our first child literally 5 hours ago and I am reading this thread. I guess I need to make some new priorities in my life but this topic is interesting. Why dont u guys have girlfriends??? Whyyyy??

because i'm a beta introvert who never leaves the house.
Also I got a thing for weird shit.


yeah fuck this new guy.

ye fuck him. +1
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#5 Flexes92

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 08:42 AM

combination of impossible to meet standarts, not really persuing finding a gf, not being the most outgoing person and studying a field in which there just are no girls i guess.
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i think it's an inward penis, so maybe 3" is accurate? could be more, dunno how deep, never been inside a woman personally

being ugly doesn't mean you have inner beauty


#6 Thaya

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 09:22 AM

cuz im a fucking waste

=)
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#7 Buglamp

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 09:35 AM

Live w/parents
Don't drive
Rarely leave house
Don't even want a GF too much effort
Sexual physical intimacy makes me uncomfortable and scares me
I've avoided/rejected every girl who showed interest (yes I have been asked on dates/to prom etc.)

I am admittedly on the lonely side but I can deal with it.
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#8 Puskakana

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:00 PM

Dont got Glad... girls dont want boys without glads :(
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#9 glonglon

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:44 PM

Because 3DPD ^_^

But for this 3D girl, I'll make an exception :wub:


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#10 FTRouslan

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:01 PM

transition state
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Nasty, brutish, and about 6'1".

Look at me. I can start and stop wars, at will. I can save or destroy the world. I can do anything I fucking want. Just now, I pissed near my toilet bowl because I fucking can.


#11 pharrelle

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 05:23 PM

Because 3DPD ^_^

But for this 3D girl, I'll make an exception :wub:

http://youtu.be/ixkvsRfM_j8

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK.
The worst part you really cant tell if she's 12 oder 25.
Or... is it the best part?
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#12 glonglon

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 06:24 PM

Or... is it the best part?


Yes, I want to ram onee-chan's a$$ so hard :wub:
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#13 Zzx

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 06:46 PM

Yes, I want to ram onee-chan's a$$ so hard :wub:


man u let me down

u let me down
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#14 Mattadoro

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 06:52 PM

a girl i know moved to asia and now looks like one of glonglons fantasies

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#15 Mattadoro

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 06:58 PM



yikes
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#16 Nejim_Beshraavi

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:36 PM

https://www.youtube....iNwoqSJB7Vu7Fij

yikes


i was literally on the verge of pukin.
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I saved my receipts I had an alibi, I was a rapist in a foreign country with diplomatic immunity GET ON MY LEVEL!

#17 Esiwdeer

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:37 PM

For me personally, having a girlfriend would mean I made a mistake in most cases. Although I am driven to lust after women in a rather unfair and.. hormonal way, I am capable of restraining myself sufficiently to realize how few women are actually worthy of me in a relationship.

I don't mean that egotistically, I just feel like I haven't met any person that made me feel like I didn't need to meet anymore people. Too many guys find girls who are simply hot enough, and try to make the rest work. A lot of you guys are pretty young, but lives start getting real heavy towards the end of long term relationships. All the bad shit that is going to happen to you in your life is going to happen to you, most likely, because of a relationship.

Should only settle down with women that you really like, shouldn't look at having a girlfriend like it's some job that needs to be done at all times by some woman. Being independent can't be undervalued or understated. The longer you live with women, the lazier you'll become.

Hear me now, believe me later I guess. Good luck, boys.
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#18 Mattadoro

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 07:56 PM

if you change everywhere you wrote girlfriend to boyfriend you sir .. have yourself a new destinys child hit single
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 09:15 PM

I actually repped Reedwise.
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 09:29 PM

a girl i know moved to asia and now looks like one of glonglons fantasies

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I love her circle lenses :wub:
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