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#1 Regent

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

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Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, even after the ESL website wasn't working
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone "retards" and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
  • Randomroguex is mad that no one knows who he is, doesn't understand the concept of why cheating is bad, and is apparently a part of some "elite cheaters club"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Dannycarey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Dannycarey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Dannycarrey still hasn't run out of mana
Glinks:
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
World of Warcraft PvP Designer, "Holinka" no where to be found:
  • A week has gone by since his last sighting
  • Police have decided to end the search
  • His family stays hopeful
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is palpable
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised
  • The "scummy dozen" continue to rep each-other in an attempt to make it seem like they have some community support
  • Ayra is still black, and still european

Edited by Regent, 20 September 2014 - 12:45 AM.

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#2 ProdigyPirat

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:01 AM

wtf lol
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#3 justchecking

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:03 AM

"Give me rep."
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#4 Admoney

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:09 AM

"Give me rep."

"I like dicks."

Edited by Admoney, 19 September 2014 - 12:09 AM.

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#5 mwibaby

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:10 AM

needs more info on the epic love story between Jakenotezz and Elizabeth. Although anyone that's seen Gladiator knows what happens when you cheat to get a girl. Sorry Jake, your dad loved pikaboo more than you and so does Elizabeth.
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:18 AM

DIdn't Rynd pilot the druid for Takenotez though and isn't he still in the EU tourny?
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:20 AM

the rogue wasn't random on the rps, but whatever
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 12:58 AM

DIdn't Rynd pilot the druid for Takenotez though and isn't he still in the EU tourny?


I'm not sure

Edited by Regent, 19 September 2014 - 07:28 PM.

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:00 AM

"I like dicks."


"2k retard."
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:02 AM

The girlfriend thing was honestly just defending myself Fizzgay and the tweets were troll I assure you :) and it was one post, which was response to a post that was deleted so it looks out of place

edit: Anyone who has been on misc knows the pls respond thing >.> anyone who takes it srs is clearly not aweir
edit: Literally made a twitter specifically to contact Devs

Also @ the thank Odin thing

https://www.youtube....h?v=IZrKUpTztss

Edited by Avengelyne, 19 September 2014 - 01:10 AM.

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:19 AM

The girlfriend thing was honestly just defending myself Fizzgay and the tweets were troll I assure you :) and it was one post, which was response to a post that was deleted so it looks out of place

edit: Anyone who has been on misc knows the pls respond thing >.> anyone who takes it srs is clearly not aweir
edit: Literally made a twitter specifically to contact Devs

Also @ the thank Odin thing

https://www.youtube....h?v=IZrKUpTztss


Oh, well now that you linked some random obscure youtube cover video...
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#12 roastyzxo

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:28 AM

the rogue wasn't random on the rps, but whatever

no the rogue is a huge random idiot but everyone knows who the guy making this thread is xd
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:35 AM

Oh, well now that you linked some random obscure youtube cover video...


Eye mayne Pellek is a champ. He covers so much shit. Anyone who is a fan of metal should check him out
https://www.youtube....h?v=bnoQ_Y6FUqE

The Thank Odin thing originated from History Channel's twitter promoting the show Vikings. It's a great show, i'd also recommend it.

Edited by Avengelyne, 19 September 2014 - 01:44 AM.

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:39 AM

Eye mayne Pellek is a champ. He covers so much shit. Anyone who is a fan of metal should check him out
https://www.youtube....h?v=bnoQ_Y6FUqE

The Thank Odin thing originated from History Channel's twitter promoting the show Vikings. It's a great show, i'd also recommend it.


srs question r u gay?
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:45 AM

srs question r u gay?


srs answer no

srs question r u gay?

Edited by Avengelyne, 19 September 2014 - 01:45 AM.

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:47 AM

reminder for all hunters, there is another blizzard game, and it DOES have a hunter class

no strategy needed, it is just like wow. you pick hunter every game and attack until you win. other classes have to aim and do things with their hero powers, but with hunter, you just press it and it shoots the other player. basically, it is the same as wow

i just started playing a couple weeks ago, and through lots of picking hunter, i obtained legend today

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if you are a hunter reading this, DO NOT HESITATE to play hearthstone and obtain your free legendary card back. DO NOT queue for arenas in WoW until you have gotten your complimentary hearthstone rewards. i repeat, hunters, DO NOT queue for arenas in WoW and go play hearthstone

thank you all for your time
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:51 AM

reminder for all hunters, there is another blizzard game, and it DOES have a hunter class

no strategy needed, it is just like wow. you pick hunter every game and attack until you win. other classes have to aim and do things with their hero powers, but with hunter, you just press it and it shoots the other player. basically, it is the same as wow

i just started playing a couple weeks ago, and through lots of picking hunter, i obtained legend today

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if you are a hunter reading this, DO NOT HESITATE to play hearthstone and obtain your free legendary card back. DO NOT queue for arenas in WoW until you have gotten your complimentary hearthstone rewards. i repeat, hunters, DO NOT queue for arenas in WoW and go play hearthstone

thank you all for your time


im on it ty
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did you ever get round to taking it? It's actually the best free site i've found :)

Gonna take that as you flopped hard and couldn't get near my score with repeated tries :)


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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:54 AM

Avangelyne u aware? Srs
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 01:56 AM

Avangelyne u aware? Srs


I am aware
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 02:05 AM

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