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#1 Bigmoran

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:01 AM

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This is a really untimely occasion for me to post this as I'm recieving tons of criticism in other threads but I think it would be a nice abd refreshing to collect all the R1 drama in one thread. I wrote most of this thread in advance, so some of the information might be dated.

Hey ladies and gentlemen, this type of thread hasn't surfaced on Arena Junkies in quite some time and seeing as this HOPEFULLY will be the last season for generally scum-baggery, I hope my post gets the attention it deserves. Most of my information from below comes from conversations about US ladders and focuses heavily on things I've heard through the grapevine. If you are a friend of mine and are on this list, no need to fret, this list is but a post in jest, and one that I hope will not ruin friendships (pls forgive me).

DK: Vigarista. Although not known by many, this Brazilian backpeddling superstar has made an appearance on a few BGs this season (namely Rampage, Retal, and Ruin). He seems to follow with the other Brazilian gods, playing PHD with the likes of Rynd and Beilgatta. For whatever reason, his Retal team decided to que LSD at the same time Rositajones was queing shatterplay. This led to a devastrating tank. Vigarista,  who was previously on the roster, backpeddled away into darkness to never be seen again.

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DRUID: Once whipped by popular streamer Bamfxo, Lickerz, has been a realiable asset to the 5v5 bracket. Often playing with Kaska, Lickerz is present on five different BGs, all in the pursuit of the Tyrannical gladiator title.

Honorable mention go to Coolbears, the 15 year old Jewish Jungle-cleaver who literally combined rosters with himself after getting farmed on Ruin.
(http://us.battle.net...ns One African/) I don't actually know how many BG's he is on but I would venture to say it's more than the amount of hair he has on his armpits.

HUNTER: A prolific poster on this website, the winner of our try hard hunter goes to Reedz. Playing on at least three BGs, Reedz quickly became master of the 5v4 and 5v3 brackets. Unfortunately for Reedz, his razer naga dream team took some devastating losses on the Sunday night before season end, leaving only a trail of tears, a discarded box of Hot Pockets, and a 19 Button Expert Gaming Mouse that can be yours for the low price of $68.99. Merc out.

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MAGE: Also known as SJ, probably short for his Sloppy Job at playing fire, the try hard mage of this season is Spicychopz! This kermit the frog voiced washed up bong is playing on five different BG's with little to no competition.

Sharing this award is Jahmilli, the highest rated player in World of Warcraft. Jahmilli was able to take time out of his role in the upcoming movie Insidious: Chapter 2 to get some titles. He climbed to the top of the ladder on a few BGs, patching together a Frankenstein lineup of  Goonies to 2800+.

Honorable mention goes to Rositajones. This flamboyant Living Bomb god has somehow convinced Jahmilli that he is worth carrying. He is playing on 2-3 different BG's going for R1. Though a tip of the hat to his team for achieving the highest 3v3 rating in the world.

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MONK: There really is no try hard monk that I can think of. Dannycarrey is undoubetly the best monk that currently plays but I think by default this award should go to Jordons, the previous ring leader of the Cataclysm wintrading cartel (Jordons, Perry, Nevz). This season he will be adding another red helmet to his collection on Arena Junkies. It is sad that he has retired his days of controlling every BG, though I think his understudies (namely Kaska) have done a fair job of carrying on his legacy.

PALADIN: Gsgsgsgsgs. This emotionally troubled helpless romantic has found himself chasing as many rank 1's as he does girls. He is currently on the Rank 1 3v3 on two BGs, and the rank 1 5v5 on three BG's. His strategy is undoubtedly "Get rank 1, get laid."

PRIEST: The priest category has multiple winners. The reason for this is that priests seem to be essential for success in the 5v5 bracket. It is also the class in which we see the highest ratio of scum. It is said that 5% of the world population is related to Ghenghis Khan. By similar logic, I'm inducing that 5% of the priest population is related to Jordons. Carrying on his legacy of tryhardedness and wintrading genetics is Seestraighz, the sleepless superstar of the 5v5 bracket who is playing on five different BGs; Aetarius, the hopeful Aussie whose dreams have been repetedly crushed by resets (he's now going for R1 on two BGs); Exumbra, the autistic bottomfeeder turned slightly better than bottomfeeder who literally transferred an entire team (http://us.battle.net...5/mort de rire/) just out of spite of Seestraightz (http://us.battle.net...s_for_u_steven/); and Anapolis, the priest healing the aforementioned Coolbears.
Honorable mention to Save, but with a hair style that marvelous, he deserves exclusion from the main list.

ROGUE: Try hard rogue goes to my friend Fhos, who is playing on at least two BGs in hopes of the prestigious Tyrannical Gladiator.

SHAMAN: Currently receiving his PHD in Computer Science while finishing up his internship at Cisco systems, Kaska has somehow managed to infiltrate almost every single BG. Though the print on his Alt and TAB keys is surely reduced to cheeto dust and sweat by now, he still manages to be one of the most feared shadowrealmers in this community.

Honorable mention to Adversa - this newcomer to the Rank 1 scene is a strong candidate for S13 Most Improved Player. His teams never fail to get wins in the clutch; the force of his heals often causing a player of the opposing team to inexplicably log off.

WARLOCK: The obvious choice for warlock would be Rawkus, but I will spare him the humiliation and assign the title to Dotaphd, who hopefully is getting an actual PHD seeing as the debt on his mom's credit card from WoW related expanses is probably more than the average cost of grad school.

WARRIOR: There really were no try hard warriors this season. I almost gave this title to Casval, seeing as he was on the most BGs of any warrior this season, but instead I give the title to previous Rank 1 KFC hero, Halcyons. This guy's team spam q'd the last week of the season, falling short of Rank 1 by nearly 150 points.

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Most pathetic: Though I am somewhat biased in handing this one out, Exumbra is surely the most pathetic person of this season. As I mentioned he had partaken in transferring an entire team to two different BGs to try and screw over Seestraightz (costing time and money in the name of revenge). Not only that but his 5v5 team on Ruin literally had a scouting schedule. It was confirmed by multiple people that he assigned members of his team different time slots to scout our server to see when we would que. Aside from that he claimed to have "eyes" on our server. When confronted about it he said that has a few people on Real ID from Bleeding Hallow horde who notify him and his team when any one of us log on.

<<< [2:40:10 PM] Aric (Exum): i have 6 teams with 2.3k mmr looking to snipe u

Best rating camper: Sodez and Mackenzie. Though Mackenzie has since tanked from his days at Rank 1 Bloodlust, Sodez has topped the charts on BG9 for months now. He sits on his slot from the $40 throne of Honey Bunches of Oats encrusted Target Brand chair at the gaming house. Luckily some Mastermind and his prodigy rogue were able to climb the ladder to an impressive 2840 rating.

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Honorable mention goes to Cyprix, Elfxhunter, and Wizkhalifax who have literally been sitting their rating since a month into the season.

Boldest wintrader: Navajitas - Hailing for the land of Tacos y Burros, this sloth looking Feral Droid has made numerous attempts to climb to Rank 1 on Vindication. He was recently stripped of all his rating and gear but luckily had an honorable buddy by his side to get back his cherished Tyrannical gear (GG Tyranical Conquest Achievement). Since he has been reset he has disbanded his second climb team, claiming to do so because the win ratio looked bad.


Biggest virgin award goes to me. This is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever invested so much time into. I need to keep my rep/post ratio above a 4.0; this is the only way I know how.
Oh, and a special shoutout to Khi, Plat, Krystof/Dhale FFXIV God, Keklyz, Vexthizzface, Toph, Smulch, Vinny,  Ayra, Hildegard Sprigglespruxx, Not Reliuna, Gabe, Ruin/Retal, youtube.com/bobrosslol, Poppy, Thelfx, Deprive, Splatted-o, Bubbez, Rambojohnny.

Edited by Bigmoran, 10 September 2013 - 09:10 AM.

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#2 Hawtz

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:04 AM

nice im on the list WOOOOOOOOOO

#3 Comesnatural

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 AM

my mother always taught me that if I back stab people, karma will get me in the end. unfortunately for you, your mother didn't teach you the same lesson. congratulations on the conversion :]

#4 halcyonx

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:12 AM

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WARRIOR: There really were no try hard warriors this season. I almost gave this title to Casval, seeing as he was on the most BGs of any warrior this season, but instead I give the title to previous Rank 1 KFC hero, Halcyons. This guy's team spam q'd the last week of the season, falling short of Rank 1 by nearly 150 points.
Yayyy I made the list!! Only problem is that we finished at 2599 in hopes that blizzard will reset your R1 sell team :)

Edited by halcyonx, 10 September 2013 - 09:15 AM.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

http://www.twitch.tv/squirtlelol

#6 wodeta

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:15 AM

Vigarista just stopped playing the game =( .

Edited by wodeta, 10 September 2013 - 09:24 AM.

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#7 Thaya

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:18 AM

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#8 Hyuru

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:24 AM

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#9 Darthgnoe

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:25 AM

the butthurt will be stronk in this thread

#10 Pitiless

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:33 AM

+rep for not going for the low hanging fruit of Hotted trying to find someone to feed him.

It's funny because he's fat

#11 Galaleo

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:47 AM

Its hard to start a topic calling out tryhards while writing a novel about tryhards.

#12 sudar

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:29 AM

19 outa 12 would red again

#13 dionim

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:36 AM

so much effort, lol

was funny at least

#14 Marshmellow

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:52 AM

I need to go to the store and pick up more popcorn, i've gone through a whole box this weekend alone
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#15 Icekingx

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:01 AM

Man I totally thought I was gonna make the list. I haven't got to post on here in a good awhile cause I guess people are able to get IPs from aj /shrug. I'm pretty happy with my duelist title jk who am I getting I'm getting rival can't wait. Oh btw Cole is Venomabb.

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Rawrbertlol, on 14 June 2013 - 08:41 AM, said:

Best signatures on entire website.
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#16 wodeta

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:12 AM

View PostIcekingx, on 10 September 2013 - 11:01 AM, said:

Man I totally thought I was gonna make the list. I haven't got to post on here in a good awhile cause I guess people are able to get IPs from aj /shrug. I'm pretty happy with my duelist title jk who am I getting I'm getting rival can't wait. Oh btw Cole is Venomabb.

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#17 sounds

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:36 AM

The guy trying to advertise his stream was funnier than this topic.

/shrug

#18 basanx

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:57 AM

self-troll thread

#19 kazuhmeer

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:36 PM

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Most pathetic: Though I am somewhat biased in handing this one out, Exumbra is surely the most pathetic person of this season. As I mentioned he had partaken in transferring an entire team to two different BGs to try and screw over Seestraightz (costing time and money in the name of revenge). Not only that but his 5v5 team on Ruin literally had a scouting schedule. It was confirmed by multiple people that he assigned members of his team different time slots to scout our server to see when we would que. Aside from that he claimed to have "eyes" on our server. When confronted about it he said that has a few people on Real ID from Bleeding Hallow horde who notify him and his team when any one of us log on.

whats hilarious is we farmed them when they qued up 3's on cyclone on my FMP.  after 3-0 or 4-0 i forgot they rage whispered us and logged.  when we looked and saw they were rank 1 on some the ultimate bongwater (not saying cyclone isnt backwater, at least we cross que tich) i was fucking flabergasted. these kids are straight terrible.  makes sense why they play 5's.

2400 on cyclone 3v3 = rank 1 on bongwater apparently.  we all know how hard cyclone is.  jk.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:40 PM

Pretty sure IP's are leaking through AJ. I got ddos'd on sunday and stopped playing then, moved to my own place on monday with whole new IP, got my internet cable out and didn't log my old skype. Made a new skype that no1 could find EVER and only added people I played with on 5s. After like 4 games both me and the other healer in our 5s got ddos'd when gates opened.. :(




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