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#1 Pandalol

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:03 AM

So as I'm sure you all know, there has been some funny business, as there always is at the end of the season with a certain employee of the DOJ. This of course is everyone's favorite paladin, Rambojohny. It all starts as most arena stories do, with a bit of win trading. Rambo, ever thirsty for that elusive Rank 1 title, decided to trade with "FUN TIME JENNA" a game a piece to land on a rank 1 tie with "boys are back in town."

However, Rambo and this team have a volatile relationship, so he sent an envoy to speak on his behalf. Ryanz extended the Tyrannical Gladiators Olive Branch to Fadezz, only to be completely ignored:
http://i.imgur.com/5VKdt0e.jpg

Diplomacy isn't always the answer, so this of course meant war. Another round of wintrading was scheduled to go down, but this time the wool was pulled over our hero Rambo's eyes and he was left high and dry. A 1-1 wintrade turned into a 1-0 DDOS and dip, leaving him down 8 points and without a paddle. "Not this time" whispered Rambo, quivering with rage. Desperate times often call for desperate measures, and it was time for Johny to talk not with his gaming, but with his wallet.

The following is an AJ private message pow wow with Zunniyaki and Rambo. I won't even say anymore, let the pictures speak for themselves:
http://i.imgur.com/ES9EMM7.png
http://i.imgur.com/EpOifdZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/RZQdZAP.png
http://i.imgur.com/avagq8t.png
http://i.imgur.com/n3tB6c8.png
http://i.imgur.com/OHbNiN9.png
Of course, Zunniyaki turned down this illustrious offer. 0/2 there Ramby.


Deplorable. Despicable. Just downright dirty. The Department of Justice are supposed to be pillars of Honor and Integrity. Rambo being among this elite cadre, even if only in a Janitorial capacity, should be absolutely ashamed of himself. But our big spender doesn't stop there. He approached Poppychulo, inquiring about DDOS or hacked team disband services for $1000. Reedz was asked to wintrade, despite being on a non linked BG (smooth Rambo). And of course there was the money proposal to seestraightz that backfired as previously mentioned.

Obviously this is nothing new to RamboJohny, but its always nice to see the proof and the stories. So please gentleman, do your part in assuring that Rambo receives proper punishment. Cheating never wins.

Edited by Pandalol, 10 September 2013 - 07:31 AM.


#2 Zaephyr

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:04 AM

posting first in hopefully epic thread didn't read op yolo yolo #swag


edit: read it now #damn

Edited by Zaephyr, 10 September 2013 - 06:07 AM.

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#3 Pandalol

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:05 AM

Oh, and heres Ryan begging for some ip's. Come on bro.
http://i.imgur.com/elGH0Kt.png

#goodguyzark

Edited by Pandalol, 10 September 2013 - 06:10 AM.


#4 Slipnslidejr

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:06 AM

Ramby there is always next season, chin up. In the end looks like it was an uphill battle for you that you just couldn't win.

Edited by Slipnslidejr, 10 September 2013 - 06:06 AM.


#5 Psychonautic

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:07 AM

this needs to come to an abrupt halt.

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Edited by Psychonautic, 10 September 2013 - 06:17 AM.

Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:08 AM

Can the admins please not close this thread, there's a ton of good shit in here.

View PostRamboJohny, on 27 February 2013 - 08:09 PM, said:

Grow some balls and come get slained and stick the 5's bracket.
  -RamboJohny

#7 Aekl

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:11 AM

money talks
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:12 AM

Bubbez is still the best healer.

Sit down

View PostZerstiren, on 14 August 2011 - 01:21 AM, said:

If you haven't +repped this guy, you are part of the problem.

View PostRenaissance_Man, on 31 July 2013 - 04:31 AM, said:

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and you, I would shoot you twice.

View Postsimonfra1234, on 25 August 2011 - 08:46 PM, said:

bro you got +rep'd by rapture...

#9 Icesinz

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:19 AM

wtf is it with poppychulo & fake skype logs, get a life kid

#10 Psychonautic

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:20 AM

View PostIcesinz, on 10 September 2013 - 06:19 AM, said:

wtf is it with poppychulo & fake skype logs, get a life kid

see you in court

Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

Excuse my Charisma

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:24 AM

R1 matters in a game with half the competitive/give a fuck population it had 1 year ago.  And that was probably half of what it was 1 year before that.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:25 AM

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Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

Excuse my Charisma

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#13 TheCompleteWeirdo

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:26 AM

forever 2300

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:40 AM

Anyone got the Rambojohnny soundboard from back in the day?
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:40 AM

take the money and run

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:43 AM

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:48 AM

Rambojohny has 3rd grade typing skills

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:15 AM

money talks bull shit walks on a motha fuckin tight rope
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:20 AM

View PostAekl, on 10 September 2013 - 06:11 AM, said:

money talks


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#20 Ryanxo

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:21 AM

Guys I'm innocent...I wouldn't ever win trade or DDOS. I'm just trying to be a nice guy :(...




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