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ronald reedwise banged bailamos girlfriend beat bailamos 9v10 lol

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#1 andysc

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:19 AM

From the director of Mugems Resigns from NAO, Bye Bye Bailamos, Ringullio and many other, lesser known films, I'd like to present the work that has been closest to my heart: Ronald

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First, some backstory. Ronald basically tried to commit check fraud for a 2200 carry. Ronald has since become happily married to a woman named Airena *********, who has since changed her name to Airena ******* **** *******-*********, or AJFCS for short. They live at home with his mother and Ronald works part time as a, "climber." Ronald recently shed some light on a few medical issues he was suffering with, stating:

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"So, I ended up in the E.R last night, Like a smart person, I swallowed a piece of chicken hole and it got stuck sigh...."

Which is only compounded by his recent legal troubles. Such is the life of a vigilante with Navy Seal training:

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"Went to court today for an assault that happened almost three months ago, They had the wrong guy as usual, Dropped Charges."

But don't worry, Ronald apparently intimidated his way out of it. Fortunately for all of us here, Ronald is alive and well and living in Michigan.

Without further pretense:

http://www.twitch.tv...ful/b/313857976

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FAQ

Q: Did you really bang Bailamos' girlfriend?
A: Yes, he even admitted to it in his poorly-punctuated and even more poorly-written reply.

Q: Your RBG team beat Bailamos' RBG team 9v10 and you banged his girlfriend while they were dating, why is he still pretending to be the best?
A: I'll answer this with a quote from Gladiator.

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Quintus: People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?

Plus, who the hell cares about RBGS? I mean, I guess you have to do something while waiting for your 10th Anniversary Achievement, lol.

Q: Did Ronald really call the cops?
A: Yes, a few times. We could actually hear the woman say, "911, what is your emergency?" At the end the cops actually turned his computer off.

Q: Did Ronald ever pay you?
A: Yes, eventually he was so scared of Denzel Washington in American Gangster that he paid Henry, who gave me my cut.


Q: Why is Tibs so much less funny than you?
A: Who knows? He never got R1, unlike me. Plus he was friends with that Synergy psychopath.

Q: Do you still want to be friends with Emil Bonde?
A: Yes, but unfortunately I've lost contact with Emilio. I'm sorry my American patriotism got the better of our friendship. If you come back, I'll teach you to play League of Legends.

Q: What do you do now, Reedwise?
A: Me and the old <IT GETS BETTER> boys now play League of Legends.. poorly, but if you really need to get in touch with me you can add my Skype at reed.wise, or my League account: Reedwise

Q: Are you that Reedz person that posted before, pretending to be you?
A: No, that person just wishes they were me - like a lot of people. I haven't played World of Warcraft since S9. Grats on getting R1 in 2013 and actively pretending to be me to get on teams, bro. Another couple expansions and you'll be a professional, like I was 3 years ago.

Q: Why is Icedbriskedtea so salty?
A: I have no idea, the dude tried to fight me for creative control of my own projects. You need to calm down, Brenner Harris.

Q: Who is worse, Reedwise or Ronald?
A: Why don't you ask your mom LOL! I asked her, and she was like, "aughhhhhhh"


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Best of luck in Azeroth, fellas.

That is all.

Edited by andysc, 21 January 2013 - 12:25 AM.


#2 methodman2

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:25 AM

i like you reed we would be good friends

#3 GrieverZ

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:25 AM

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#4 Libyanator

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:45 AM

ronald ronald ronald
[3:54:02 AM] Obelodalix: When it's full on flop
[3:54:06 AM] Obelodalix: Mine just gets lost
[3:54:09 AM] Obelodalix: in a sea of balls
[3:54:11 AM] Obelodalix: cuz I'm danny hart

#5 Absoqt

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:17 AM

Stupid people talking.
Gooby pls

#6 Koly

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:19 AM

Your posts never disappoint

#7 Athená

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:30 AM

This is really amusing to listen to.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

#8 hearthadinlol

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:32 AM

you are the fucking best
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#9 Snuggli

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:33 AM

was waiting for the follow up on ronald.

View PostBraindance, on 11 October 2013 - 12:44 PM, said:

Go listen to some Bieber shit and leave me alone fucko.

#10 itsrambo23

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:45 AM

i love u reed xDDDDDDD4
gobbypls
S - succcess
W - winner
A - alliance4ever
G - gg gd luck next time

#11 Snipin

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:04 AM

we need more reed

#12 Athená

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:16 AM

What if you learned I was chinese, this is top notch entertainment.

I don't understand why that guy even bothers to feed the obvious troll.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

#13 Nmplol

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:23 AM

who is Ronald?

#14 Athená

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:24 AM

A navy seal
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#15 Nmplol

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:28 AM

not sure what the point is of trolling some kid with down syndrome. whats his character name?

#16 Justblaze

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:30 AM

Dillypoo linked that vod to me long ago, truly worth every minute watching it hahaha

#17 Gekz

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 03:41 AM

rofl I remember listening to this live, def worth a watch

#18 Zong

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 03:59 AM

Everything Ronald says sounds like a child talking...

edit: holy fucking shit of course he watches Fox News..he's actually a parody.

Edited by Zong, 20 January 2013 - 04:23 AM.

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#19 deprivelol

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 04:07 AM

hahahaha silly ronald

#20 stalebagel

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:33 AM

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