First, some backstory. Ronald basically tried to commit check fraud for a 2200 carry. Ronald has since become happily married to a woman named Airena *********, who has since changed her name to Airena ******* **** *******-*********, or AJFCS for short. They live at home with his mother and Ronald works part time as a, "climber." Ronald recently shed some light on a few medical issues he was suffering with, stating:
"So, I ended up in the E.R last night, Like a smart person, I swallowed a piece of chicken hole and it got stuck sigh...."
Which is only compounded by his recent legal troubles. Such is the life of a vigilante with Navy Seal training:
"Went to court today for an assault that happened almost three months ago, They had the wrong guy as usual, Dropped Charges."
But don't worry, Ronald apparently intimidated his way out of it. Fortunately for all of us here, Ronald is alive and well and living in Michigan.
Without further pretense:
Q: Did you really bang Bailamos' girlfriend?
A: Yes, he even admitted to it in his poorly-punctuated and even more poorly-written reply.
Q: Your RBG team beat Bailamos' RBG team 9v10 and you banged his girlfriend while they were dating, why is he still pretending to be the best?
A: I'll answer this with a quote from Gladiator.
Quintus: People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Plus, who the hell cares about RBGS? I mean, I guess you have to do something while waiting for your 10th Anniversary Achievement, lol.
Q: Did Ronald really call the cops?
A: Yes, a few times. We could actually hear the woman say, "911, what is your emergency?" At the end the cops actually turned his computer off.
Q: Did Ronald ever pay you?
A: Yes, eventually he was so scared of Denzel Washington in American Gangster that he paid Henry, who gave me my cut.
Q: Why is Tibs so much less funny than you?
A: Who knows? He never got R1, unlike me. Plus he was friends with that Synergy psychopath.
Q: Do you still want to be friends with Emil Bonde?
A: Yes, but unfortunately I've lost contact with Emilio. I'm sorry my American patriotism got the better of our friendship. If you come back, I'll teach you to play League of Legends.
Q: What do you do now, Reedwise?
A: Me and the old <IT GETS BETTER> boys now play League of Legends.. poorly, but if you really need to get in touch with me you can add my Skype at reed.wise, or my League account: Reedwise
Q: Are you that Reedz person that posted before, pretending to be you?
A: No, that person just wishes they were me - like a lot of people. I haven't played World of Warcraft since S9. Grats on getting R1 in 2013 and actively pretending to be me to get on teams, bro. Another couple expansions and you'll be a professional, like I was 3 years ago.
Q: Why is Icedbriskedtea so salty?
A: I have no idea, the dude tried to fight me for creative control of my own projects. You need to calm down, Brenner Harris.
Q: Who is worse, Reedwise or Ronald?
A: Why don't you ask your mom LOL! I asked her, and she was like, "aughhhhhhh"
Best of luck in Azeroth, fellas.
That is all.
Edited by andysc, 21 January 2013 - 12:25 AM.