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#61 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 03:42 AM

so do you think soccer rules or what

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


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I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 03:51 AM

m ad ?

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 03:54 AM

Rules like a mouth around the tip of my cock.
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 04:09 AM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 25 March 2013 - 02:01 AM, said:

Soccer is probably the best sport
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#65 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 04:11 AM

View Poststcolbert, on 25 March 2013 - 03:54 AM, said:

Rules like a mouth around the tip of my cock.

didn't specify gender so i'll take the liberty of assigning a gender to the mouth

and the gender is:
Spoiler

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 06:49 AM

Doesn't like sports and thinks he's an alpha male? Hey Brady where I come from the only people who don't like sports are faggots and fat women, which of those two categories do you fall under? What's the matter? Got picked last too many times in gym class, queerbait? Sports too rough on your hands immediately after getting a manicure? I guess it's a good thing you will forever be a nerd virgin beta because we wouldn't want you passing on your inferior beta genetics. Next time the big dogs are having a conversation why don't you just keep your mouth shut and get back in the kitchen with the rest of the women cause dinner isn't going to make itself, cupcake.
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 06:53 AM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 25 March 2013 - 06:49 AM, said:

Doesn't like sports and thinks he's an alpha male? Hey Brady where I come from the only people who don't like sports are faggots and fat women, which of those two categories do you fall under? What's the matter? Got picked last too many times in gym class, queerbait? Sports too rough on your hands immediately after getting a manicure? I guess it's a good thing you will forever be a nerd virgin beta because we wouldn't want you passing on your inferior beta genetics. Next time the big dogs are having a conversation why don't you just keep your mouth shut and get back in the kitchen with the rest of the women cause dinner isn't going to make itself, cupcake.

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#68 stcolbert

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:26 AM

View PostSykeasaurus, on 25 March 2013 - 04:11 AM, said:

didn't specify gender so i'll take the liberty of assigning a gender to the mouth

and the gender is:
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Damn, you got me.  One thing  is for sure.  It blows and sucks really hard.

View PostSlashgiggle, on 25 March 2013 - 06:49 AM, said:

Doesn't like sports and thinks he's an alpha male? Hey Brady where I come from the only people who don't like sports are faggots and fat women, which of those two categories do you fall under? What's the matter? Got picked last too many times in gym class, queerbait? Sports too rough on your hands immediately after getting a manicure? I guess it's a good thing you will forever be a nerd virgin beta because we wouldn't want you passing on your inferior beta genetics. Next time the big dogs are having a conversation why don't you just keep your mouth shut and get back in the kitchen with the rest of the women cause dinner isn't going to make itself, cupcake.
Cannot recover.


Or is this an argument and I should take everything you said super serious, outline the inconsistencies and proceed to getting super angry because I'm a giant faggot.
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

View Poststcolbert, on 25 March 2013 - 10:26 AM, said:

Damn, you got me.  One thing  is for sure.  It blows and sucks really hard.


Cannot recover.


Or is this an argument and I should take everything you said super serious, outline the inconsistencies and proceed to getting super angry because I'm a giant faggot.

damn why are you replying seriously to a non serious post??????????????????

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 11:03 AM

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 11:50 AM

I think it's funny that a sub-forum of a video game forum of what happens to be one of the nerdiest video games ever has all these sports arguments. Seriously?

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I eat McDonalds every day

View PostDuckers, on 12 June 2012 - 07:44 AM, said:

Can't ever really go wrong with McDonalds.

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Get that girl a Happy Meal and she will never leave you.

#72 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 02:16 PM

wow people play video games AND like sports?  WHAT IS THIS????????

CULTURE SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 03:36 PM

View PostSykeasaurus, on 25 March 2013 - 02:16 PM, said:

wow people play video games AND like sports?  WHAT IS THIS????????

CULTURE SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted 25 March 2013 - 04:03 PM

View Poststcolbert, on 25 March 2013 - 10:26 AM, said:


Damn, you got me.  One thing  is for sure.  It blows and sucks really hard.


Cannot recover.


Or is this an argument and I should take everything you said super serious, outline the inconsistencies and proceed to getting super angry because I'm a giant faggot.

Indeed, recovery seems an insurmountable task.

For real though, I'd like to think everybody around here would know me well enough to know that wasn't serious. I mean I was laying it on pretty thick...



















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#75 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 04:25 PM

View Post_Abulafia_, on 25 March 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:

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literally no one likes you on this entire forum lol

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#76 stcolbert

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 09:20 PM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 25 March 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

Indeed, recovery seems an insurmountable task.

For real though, I'd like to think everybody around here would know me well enough to know that wasn't serious. I mean I was laying it on pretty thick...

This is my hope most of the time. Unfortunately it isn't always the case.

View PostSlashgiggle, on 25 March 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

Similar to my most recent visit to your mother's house.
nice

View PostWHALENORMOUS, on 25 March 2013 - 11:50 AM, said:

I think it's funny that a sub-forum of a video game forum of what happens to be one of the nerdiest video games ever has all these sports arguments. Seriously?
I guess we can't have hot girlfriends or hook up with girls either huh?
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