So, I was visiting my parents today and my brother gets the mail and says, "Hey dude, you got something." I was pleasently suprised by this - I mean, come on, who DOESN'T like recieving mail. He hands me a doubled wrapped package that apparently had been damaged during shipping.
I read the sending address:
"ATTN: Bigmoran the no lifer."
The sender address was some obscure PO box address in Pennsylvania. I honestly didn't know what to expect at this point. Maybe I told one of my skype friends to mail me something? I had no idea when and why I would have someone send me something.
I go into my garage, get some box cutters. Rip through that bitch and carefully opened the inner package. Inside of it was a ziplock baggywith something in it. I pulled it out:
"Cow Dung" from poopsenders.com
I don't know who did this, but I sincerely applaud this.
Whoever did this, whereever you are and for whatever intention you had, I greatly appreciate this dedication - to send a random person on the internet pieces of cow poo.
Well played sir (or ma'am).
TL;DR someone on the internet sent me a bag of poo.
Edited by Bigmoran, 25 December 2012 - 01:06 AM.