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#1 YOLO

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:43 AM

Post entertaining shit that retards or you say in video games.

Screencaps preferred.
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#2 Rilor

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:07 AM

Yeah this guy called me 12, I totally pwned him though.

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Edited by Rilor, 21 December 2012 - 07:08 AM.

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#3 Kelustu

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM

No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.
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#4 Breadstick

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:43 AM

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couple things
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#5 Thedream

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:45 AM

View PostKelustu, on 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:

No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.
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#6 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:53 AM

i like to ask them questions until they make themselves look retarded

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#7 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:53 AM

i like to tell them "big ass words my nigga" when they get upset

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#8 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:00 AM

i ask about any on going mental deficiencies they may have

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#9 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:01 AM

american people dont like when you say "have a cry gaylord"

they tell me they are not having a cry and then scream in their mic for the next 30m

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#10 Thedream

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:05 AM

my go-to line

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#11 Shaylá

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:38 AM

View PostKelustu, on 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:

No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.

man that is fucking impressive, can you teach me how to be badass towards fourteen year olds playing videogames?

#12 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:41 AM

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bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#13 Breadstick

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:42 AM

this is old but i think it's my favorite whisper ever so:

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#14 Embriox

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:56 AM

The simple "No u" usually gets them pissed off

#15 Fazzmania

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:13 PM

View PostBreadstick, on 21 December 2012 - 10:42 AM, said:

this is old but i think it's my favorite whisper ever so:

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#16 iamgoingham

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:49 PM

YOLO is pretty common
and going ham

#17 yourmomrofl

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:59 PM

I used to have a nick (in LoL) made of few random numbers, people would often kindly ask me "is ur nick ur phone number? :D" or sth in the vein and get "no its ur dads auschwitz number u fucking orphan jew". Really retarded, but was somehow fun to type this without any emotion and see people take it all seriously.

View PostZenneroth, on 03 March 2011 - 07:42 PM, said:

Alright, so I've started experimenting with alcohol (only 20 so I can't go out to bars yet) and last weekend my brother and I were chillin out, watching netflix, and I started drinking at around 10 in the morning. I get tipsy and keep around that level till about 6 PM, then after the buzz wore off I felt like shit. It wasn't necisarily a headache, the best I can describe it is how you feel when you are really fucking tired but not sleepy. Anyway I tried to get feeling better by drinking water but I didn't feel any better until I woke up the next morning.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:23 PM

WoW:
-If Im in risk of losing an argument, I mention I have more glad titles / they dont know shit since they not R1 (pisses all 1-4-time gladiators off easily)
-I mention I dont speak to non-gladiators nor read their messages (I dont even ignore them and I read it anyway and respond every few minutes "NOT READING LOL :D")
-I always try to make their mother part of the argument, which usually leads into much fun/rage
-I mention that they dont know shit about balance, S5 was the most balancest season of them all and you were too young to play back then
-I use lot of sarcasm and irony and when I see somebody fails to understand it, I insult them as ASSBURGER and it will result in much fun when they actually have ASSBURGER

FPS:
-When people say Im cheatin' Ill ask how did they know?
-When people say Im shit Ill make argument about their mother
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:24 PM

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#20 BaklivaX

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:36 PM

EBLAN SUKA IDI NAHUI
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