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things that people/you say in video games
Started by YOLO, Dec 21 2012 06:43 AM
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:43 AM
Post entertaining shit that retards or you say in video games.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:07 AM
Yeah this guy called me 12, I totally pwned him though.
Edited by Rilor, 21 December 2012 - 07:08 AM.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM
No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:45 AM
Kelustu, on 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:
No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:53 AM
i like to ask them questions until they make themselves look retarded
bk said:
I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes
Insight said:
I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.
Tw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
i wasnt aware that america was a country
i guess we learn things every day
i guess we learn things every day
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:53 AM
i like to tell them "big ass words my nigga" when they get upset
bk said:
I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes
Insight said:
I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.
Tw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
i wasnt aware that america was a country
i guess we learn things every day
i guess we learn things every day
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:00 AM
i ask about any on going mental deficiencies they may have
bk said:
I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes
Insight said:
I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.
Tw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
i wasnt aware that america was a country
i guess we learn things every day
i guess we learn things every day
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:01 AM
american people dont like when you say "have a cry gaylord"
they tell me they are not having a cry and then scream in their mic for the next 30m
they tell me they are not having a cry and then scream in their mic for the next 30m
bk said:
I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes
Insight said:
I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.
Tw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
i wasnt aware that america was a country
i guess we learn things every day
i guess we learn things every day
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:05 AM
my go-to line
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:38 AM
Kelustu, on 21 December 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:
No screenshots but I'm a fan of telling retarded teammates that they've got the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. When they respond with "ABORTED FETUSES CANT EVEN THINK RETARD THEYRE DEAD" I typically tell them to fuck off back to community college. Then I get banned.
man that is fucking impressive, can you teach me how to be badass towards fourteen year olds playing videogames?
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:41 AM
bk said:
I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes
Insight said:
I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.
Tw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
i wasnt aware that america was a country
i guess we learn things every day
i guess we learn things every day
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 10:56 AM
The simple "No u" usually gets them pissed off
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:49 PM
YOLO is pretty common
and going ham
and going ham
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:59 PM
I used to have a nick (in LoL) made of few random numbers, people would often kindly ask me "is ur nick ur phone number? 
" or sth in the vein and get "no its ur dads auschwitz number u fucking orphan jew". Really retarded, but was somehow fun to type this without any emotion and see people take it all seriously.
" or sth in the vein and get "no its ur dads auschwitz number u fucking orphan jew". Really retarded, but was somehow fun to type this without any emotion and see people take it all seriously.
Zenneroth, on 03 March 2011 - 07:42 PM, said:
Alright, so I've started experimenting with alcohol (only 20 so I can't go out to bars yet) and last weekend my brother and I were chillin out, watching netflix, and I started drinking at around 10 in the morning. I get tipsy and keep around that level till about 6 PM, then after the buzz wore off I felt like shit. It wasn't necisarily a headache, the best I can describe it is how you feel when you are really fucking tired but not sleepy. Anyway I tried to get feeling better by drinking water but I didn't feel any better until I woke up the next morning.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:23 PM
WoW:
-If Im in risk of losing an argument, I mention I have more glad titles / they dont know shit since they not R1 (pisses all 1-4-time gladiators off easily)
-I mention I dont speak to non-gladiators nor read their messages (I dont even ignore them and I read it anyway and respond every few minutes "NOT READING LOL")
-I always try to make their mother part of the argument, which usually leads into much fun/rage
-I mention that they dont know shit about balance, S5 was the most balancest season of them all and you were too young to play back then
-I use lot of sarcasm and irony and when I see somebody fails to understand it, I insult them as ASSBURGER and it will result in much fun when they actually have ASSBURGER
FPS:
-When people say Im cheatin' Ill ask how did they know?
-When people say Im shit Ill make argument about their mother
-If Im in risk of losing an argument, I mention I have more glad titles / they dont know shit since they not R1 (pisses all 1-4-time gladiators off easily)
-I mention I dont speak to non-gladiators nor read their messages (I dont even ignore them and I read it anyway and respond every few minutes "NOT READING LOL
")-I always try to make their mother part of the argument, which usually leads into much fun/rage
-I mention that they dont know shit about balance, S5 was the most balancest season of them all and you were too young to play back then
-I use lot of sarcasm and irony and when I see somebody fails to understand it, I insult them as ASSBURGER and it will result in much fun when they actually have ASSBURGER
FPS:
-When people say Im cheatin' Ill ask how did they know?
-When people say Im shit Ill make argument about their mother
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:36 PM
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