71 replies to this topic

[tmy]

-Eat oats to achieve wipeless shits.

-Coffee can serve as laxative in big amounts

-Never take bitches seriously

-Treat people like they're guests at your birthday party

-Facebook likes = street credit. Dont underestimate them.

-Medister pølse is literally the best hangover food


-Wear cool clothes (Dont wear fucking flip flops, theres not a single person on this earth who wants to look at male feet)

-2 aspirins and a multivitamin pill along with a bottle of water before going to bed helps a lot against hangovers.

-Do your best to be EU

-''Matter flows from place to place and momuntarily comes together to be you'' Have fun, smoke weed, fuck bitches

[Acud]

thank you based asger.

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-Facebook likes = street credit. Dont underestimate them.

LOL

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-Medister pølse is literally the best hangover food

it's called bratwurst you crazy dane

[Hyuru]

tmy, on 17 December 2012 - 02:02 PM, said:

-Do your best to be EU

LMFDO

Edit: Rest of the tips were ok I guess.

Edited by Hyuru, 17 December 2012 - 02:11 PM.

[Zaephyr]

tmy, on 17 December 2012 - 02:02 PM, said:

-Eat oats to achieve wipeless shits.

so much this

[Shaylá]

This is probably my favorite shirt right now





this just came with the mail today:



am I cool yet asger?

[Shipupi]

isn't that joy division shirt too mainstream/cliche?

[Polizei]

tmy, on 17 December 2012 - 02:02 PM, said:

-Wear cool clothes (Dont wear fucking flip flops, theres not a single person on this earth who wants to look at male feet)

Flip flops are like the shit during winter. Combine them with shorts and everyone is gonna be like bitch u crazy?? Its -20C and u wearing shorts?? Wtf u hardcore.

[Shipupi]

flip flops only have a place at the beach and at the pool

[Shaylá]

Shipupi, on 17 December 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:

isn't that joy division shirt too mainstream/cliche?

It definitely is, but there is litraelly not a single person at my school that knows about Joy Division anyway. a cutie told me she liked it and what it was supposed to be about, I just smiled and told her it's from a band I like.

I don't even listen to Joy Division that much, I just think it's a great artwork.



actually scratch that Closer and Unknown Pleasures are amongst the best post-punk albums you'll ever listen to.

[edthelad]

Shaylá, on 17 December 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

This is probably my favorite shirt right now





this just came with the mail today:



am I cool yet asger?

Unless this is some inside joke or something, I hope you're 14

[Shipupi]

Shaylá, on 17 December 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:

I just think it's a great artwork.

Yeah, the artwork is def great.  I like it a lot, too

[Shaylá]

edthelad, on 17 December 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

Unless this is some inside joke or something, I hope you're 14

it's because JD are asgers favorite band in the world, you've probably never heard of them, they're too underground

[Kawklee]

only time I wear socks is when Im going bowling, or church


sandals all day florida #1

[tmy]

Shaylá, on 17 December 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

This is probably my favorite shirt right now





this just came with the mail today:



am I cool yet asger?

Fucking cool. I have this one

so we best niggas now

[treeqt]

Shipupi, on 17 December 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:

isn't that joy division shirt too mainstream/cliche?

death grips isn't (more so)?

Shaylá, on 17 December 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:

It definitely is, but there is litraelly not a single person at my school that knows about Joy Division anyway. a cutie told me she liked it and what it was supposed to be about, I just smiled and told her it's from a band I like.

I don't even listen to Joy Division that much, I just think it's a great artwork.



actually scratch that Closer and Unknown Pleasures are amongst the best post-punk albums you'll ever listen to.

unknown pleasures 9/10 artwork would wear don't even listen to

edthelad, on 17 December 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

Unless this is some inside joke or something, I hope you're 14

i guess you can call it an inside joke 'of sorts'

Shaylá, on 17 December 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

it's because JD are asgers favorite band in the world, you've probably never heard of them, they're too underground

ian curtis is /)_-

[Alcohoulix]

good thread

[Kelustu]

That's why I wear socks with my flip flops.

[Zaephyr]

Please never do that again

[stcolbert]

Never got why people have something against socks and sandals.  I love it.

[Buglamp]

idk my feet are pretty nice