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#1 Envenom.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:41 AM

so fucking tired of all these social conventions that have to be adhered to, i wish sum1 had the balls to just say its too awkward and we should forget about it

imagine have a family so large and you didn't know half of them, but apparently they all knew you from when you were a baby and still developing so you must know all of their names right?

mum forcing me to verbally kiss the ass of the step-dad u hate before he kicks you out of the house?

sometimes I wished i lived in the 3rd world so that my problems could be real and not all this half-assed bs that i cant rly complain about yet still drives me insane

fuck ajot get@me, tell me your awkward situations so i can have some entertainment

#2 treeqt

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:52 AM

what's wrong with you
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#3 Rilor

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:00 PM

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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#4 JackBlackxx

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:15 PM

View PostRilor, on 14 December 2012 - 12:00 PM, said:

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
I guess you're dead now then :< I just found out
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#5 Hyrmine

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:19 PM

she should break up considering you were too dumb to lock the door, we dont need any more dumb babies really.

#6 Embriox

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:26 PM

when i was like 8 i  tripped my friends cat infront of his mom, i felt pretty bad


View PostRilor, on 14 December 2012 - 12:00 PM, said:

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.


yeah i feel really bad for you :( tell her u have a stomach problem and u need to face the other way so the cold air isent directed at ur stomach...or something

#7 Reliuna

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:29 PM

im yet to experience an awkward moment
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#8 Rilor

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:32 PM

View PostReliuna, on 14 December 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

im yet to experience an awkward moment
Pretty sure your whole life is an awkward moment brah.
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#9 Reliuna

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:35 PM

View PostRilor, on 14 December 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:

Pretty sure your whole life is an awkward moment brah.

sorry to disappoint

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#10 shuubi

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

Take off your brah

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:04 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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#12 edthelad

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 04:31 PM

View PostReliuna, on 14 December 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

im yet to experience an awkward moment

you are the awkward moment
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#13 Reliuna

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 04:37 PM

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I believe it's time for you to get real.
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#14 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:33 PM

Rilor's post isn't real.  Just google it.

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:34 PM

FUN RUINED

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:41 PM

Legitimately shocked how many people thought Rilor's post was real
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#17 Rilor

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:39 PM

lol
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