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[Envenom.]

so fucking tired of all these social conventions that have to be adhered to, i wish sum1 had the balls to just say its too awkward and we should forget about it

imagine have a family so large and you didn't know half of them, but apparently they all knew you from when you were a baby and still developing so you must know all of their names right?

mum forcing me to verbally kiss the ass of the step-dad u hate before he kicks you out of the house?

sometimes I wished i lived in the 3rd world so that my problems could be real and not all this half-assed bs that i cant rly complain about yet still drives me insane

fuck ajot get@me, tell me your awkward situations so i can have some entertainment

[treeqt]

what's wrong with you

[Rilor]

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

[JackBlackxx]

Rilor, on 14 December 2012 - 12:00 PM, said:

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

I guess you're dead now then :< I just found out

[Hyrmine]

she should break up considering you were too dumb to lock the door, we dont need any more dumb babies really.

[Embriox]

when i was like 8 i  tripped my friends cat infront of his mom, i felt pretty bad

Rilor, on 14 December 2012 - 12:00 PM, said:

This is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

yeah i feel really bad for you tell her u have a stomach problem and u need to face the other way so the cold air isent directed at ur stomach...or something

[Reliuna]

im yet to experience an awkward moment

[Rilor]

Reliuna, on 14 December 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

im yet to experience an awkward moment

Pretty sure your whole life is an awkward moment brah.

[Reliuna]

Rilor, on 14 December 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:

Pretty sure your whole life is an awkward moment brah.

sorry to disappoint

brah

[shuubi]

Take off your brah

[RasenganSH]

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zbloing

[edthelad]

Reliuna, on 14 December 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

im yet to experience an awkward moment

you are the awkward moment

[Reliuna]

I believe it's time for you to get real.

[Sykeasaurus]

Rilor's post isn't real.  Just google it.

[Sykeasaurus]

FUN RUINED

[Slashgiggle]

Legitimately shocked how many people thought Rilor's post was real

[Rilor]

lol