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#1 Buglamp

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:23 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...health-20593467

omg it's the end of the human species we're all slowly becoming infertile. D: Women will have to use donated sperm and will eventually have dramatic cat fights over the last remaining jizz in jars!

or maybe it's just the french

Seriously though, makes you wonder.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:34 PM

The worlds probably better off not having the human race reproduce.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:01 PM

God is stopping us from reproducing since we failed him.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:07 PM

world's ending in a couple of weeks so who cares?

#5 Hyrmine

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:13 PM

I read it was urged to stop people from getting babies to stop lower the CO2 but it would only work if everyone in the world would stop making babies all day. Nobody's gonna listen anyway. There are some really scary reports about this and all world leaders do is meet up, and decide to do nothing. Shitty China is sitting there saying every time that if others don't do anything they won't either. I love how ignorant they are. Maybe we could just kill them instead to lower CO2, and all those pathetic prisoners living on tax money with them. Surely that would improve some things.

#6 Reliuna

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:53 PM

View PostHyrmine, on 05 December 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I read it was urged to stop people from getting babies to stop lower the CO2 but it would only work if everyone in the world would stop making babies all day. Nobody's gonna listen anyway. There are some really scary reports about this and all world leaders do is meet up, and decide to do nothing. Shitty China is sitting there saying every time that if others don't do anything they won't either. I love how ignorant they are. Maybe we could just kill them instead to lower CO2, and all those pathetic prisoners living on tax money with them. Surely that would improve some things.

isnt china the only country with a law that allows only 1 child per family? ; )

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#7 Anjinsan

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostHyrmine, on 05 December 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I read it was urged to stop people from getting babies to stop lower the CO2 but it would only work if everyone in the world would stop making babies all day. Nobody's gonna listen anyway. There are some really scary reports about this and all world leaders do is meet up, and decide to do nothing. Shitty China is sitting there saying every time that if others don't do anything they won't either. I love how ignorant they are. Maybe we could just kill them instead to lower CO2, and all those pathetic prisoners living on tax money with them. Surely that would improve some things.
some nice logic there m8

#8 Hyrmine

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:57 PM

View PostReliuna, on 05 December 2012 - 02:53 PM, said:

isnt china the only country with a law that allows only 1 child per family? ; )
They didn't talk about babies yet. When I mentioned China I was talking about factories.

#9 Reliuna

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:00 PM

View PostHyrmine, on 05 December 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

They didn't talk about babies yet. When I mentioned China I was talking about factories.

I know, but this thread was after all about babies? and if we're gonna make ppl produce less babies, at least china is the only country so far doing that.
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#10 Envenom.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:27 PM

np illuminati gna wipe us all out soon anyway guys, and whoever is left in the nwo will be force to worship cthulu or get decapitated, glhf

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:35 PM

View PostHyrmine, on 05 December 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I read it was urged to stop people from getting babies to stop lower the CO2 but it would only work if everyone in the world would stop making babies all day. Nobody's gonna listen anyway. There are some really scary reports about this and all world leaders do is meet up, and decide to do nothing. Shitty China is sitting there saying every time that if others don't do anything they won't either. I love how ignorant they are. Maybe we could just kill them instead to lower CO2, and all those pathetic prisoners living on tax money with them. Surely that would improve some things.

wow dude calm down autism-o-meter is going crazy
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#12 Matisse

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 06:29 PM

View PostPawzz, on 05 December 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

The worlds probably better off not having the human race reproduce.

I'm glad you're on board with the plan.

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#13 Thedream

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:14 PM

kinda ironic that its happening to the FRENCH considering they're SAVING THE PLANET

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:16 PM

They surrendered to the end of the world and decided to slowly die out.

#15 Reliuna

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:54 PM

View PostMatisse, on 05 December 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

I'm glad you're on board with the plan.

are u not?
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 02:39 AM

i don't remember hyrmine being that retarded, its funny though
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:37 AM

View PostHyrmine, on 05 December 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

They surrendered to the end of the world and decided to slowly die out.
Wouldn't be the first time.
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#18 Zoness

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:51 AM

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