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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:46 PM

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#22 Breadstic

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:52 PM

id bang ur mom

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:57 PM

I think he meant this kind of bear  Posted Image
I'm always right.
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:18 AM

yell at it?

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:20 AM

Ive seen a couple youtube vids of people hollerin at bears

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:20 AM

give it a steak and then ur m8s

#27 Synkz

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:23 AM

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#28 Breadstick

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:29 AM

great thread
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#29 Buglamp

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:45 AM

I'm actually not sure if pepper spraying a bear would be a great idea if you were indoors.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:42 AM

punch it in the dick and update results want to know
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:22 PM

View PostKawklee, on 26 November 2012 - 12:20 AM, said:

Ive seen a couple youtube vids of people hollerin at bears

ay gurl u lookin fine let me holla atcha

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 06:03 PM

rawr ;) ;) ;)

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 02:17 AM

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bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#34 AwesoMegAmazing

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 04:41 AM

OK in response to the original question...

If a bear was in my house, I'd first lock myself in the bathroom or something and call the cops. Then I'd try and arm myself with something in case the bear directly attacked me. I'd pretty much get the hell outa there until the cops showed up, wouldn't really wanna mess with the bear.

View PostDuckers, on 09 February 2011 - 04:05 PM, said:

I eat McDonalds every day

View PostDuckers, on 12 June 2012 - 07:44 AM, said:

Can't ever really go wrong with McDonalds.

View PostDuckers, on 08 August 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

Get that girl a Happy Meal and she will never leave you.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 05:34 PM

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 11:39 PM

Give it porridge

#38 Vexzor

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:41 AM

I would make domesticate it, and become a bear breeder selling bear sperm for rediculous amounts of money like race horses.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:25 AM

Everyone was like oh yeah you wouldn't fight a bear and I was like yeah I would, why wouldn't I fight a bear? They're not even that big.  I mean they are actually really big but I don't think they're like impervious.

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes


Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:38 AM

I'd go buy/catch a golden eagle, bear problem solved
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