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#221 Raux

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 05:31 PM

can't handle the hyperbole?
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#222 AwesoMegAmazing

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 08:46 PM

If it was up to me, I would choose Herman Cain to be president.

View PostDuckers, on 09 February 2011 - 04:05 PM, said:

I eat McDonalds every day

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Can't ever really go wrong with McDonalds.

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Get that girl a Happy Meal and she will never leave you.

#223 Kakio

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 09:04 PM

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#224 friendliestguyonaj

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 09:50 PM

View PostAwesoMegAmazing, on 11 November 2012 - 08:46 PM, said:

If it was up to me, I would choose Herman Cain to be president.

if it was up to me, I'd chose Todd's dick
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#225 Sykeasaurus

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 03:57 AM

I don't like the word epic either but it certainly has its place from time to time

bk said:

I used to beat off alot, and fail all my classes

Insight said:

I figured he's a phony but I was secretly hoping to get pounded by someone famous.

View PostTw1zle, on 07 August 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

i wasnt aware that america was a country

i guess we learn things every day

#226 stcolbert

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 05:54 AM

Like when talking to a girl at a bar, "I have an epic dick".

Or when buddies are over and you just get out of the washroom, "I had an epic shit".

#227 Shaylá

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:30 AM

Like when you're chilling with your bros and you totally have an epic killstreak in call of duty!!

#228 Nejim_Beshraavi

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:10 PM

if you use epic more than once in a year you're retarded......
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#229 FTRouslan

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:34 AM

So what did people see in fucking retards like Santorum, Bachmann, that black guy with that interesting smile, etc.

I mean, Mitt's alright (if we're talking about Gov. Romney, Debate Romney, not Tea Party conformist in order to actually win a primary Romney), but definitely not my first choice, but why were all these idiots even considered?
Nasty, brutish, and about 6'1".

View PostNameswapro, on 18 November 2014 - 09:38 PM, said:

Look at me. I can start and stop wars, at will. I can save or destroy the world. I can do anything I fucking want. Just now, I pissed near my toilet bowl because I fucking can.

#230 Theoh

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:26 AM

View PostAwesoMegAmazing, on 11 November 2012 - 08:46 PM, said:

If it was up to me, I would choose Herman Cain to be president.

the only 2 sane candidates were mitt romney and jon huntsman. i think jon huntsman would have won. other than those 2 candidates, the republican party would have been demolished.

#231 Matisse

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:15 AM

View PostKelustu, on 10 November 2012 - 07:00 AM, said:

You live in Boston? What school? And nah, the only ballot propositions I knew enough about before I would have had to vote were 30 and 37.

Yo I missed this, sorry -- I go to UMass Amherst, but I'm from MA as well. Voted via absentee though.

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View PostBreadstick, on 07 September 2012 - 03:32 AM, said:

some pickles are really good

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