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I almost killed my dog with my fists


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#1 HowlingBlastyo

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:54 PM

As fucked up and unreal this might sound here goes.

I was playing Mortal Kombat in my room while everyone else was sleeping at midnight, and because it's Friday it's my free day to do whatever I want. So I got hungry, and decided to grab something out of the fridge, and made my way there. I have two dogs. One is my beloved little dog, the other is a shitty maltese that belongs to my grandmother. So I passed by that little annoying twat, and keep in mind because it's midnight it is very dark with no lights. So when I reach the fridge...guess what! Wet shit all over the floor surrounding it. And without any vision I didn't notice it, so I slipped on it and here are the injuries I suffered.

- I crashed my face against the fridge
- I fall chest front hard onto the shit floor.
-My foot twists and half my toenail breaks off, bleeding.
- I try to stand up, and fall BACKWARDS onto the shit floor.
- And when I stand, my entire body is covered in wet dog fecal matter.

With a injured foot, I weakly limped towards the shower booth, covering everything in shit: and after I take a shower, I'm forced to CLEAN EVERYTHING for roughly an hour and when it's finally almost done, I slip on a piece of turd I didn't notice and my glasses nosepiece jumped off as I fell. It was at that moment I just dropped everything, and furiously attacked the dog with my fists so hard it began to squeal and woke my parents up. So when they see whats up, they think I'M a lunatic and ground me for a while.

I've never felt more horrible before in my life. This was like something out of a really disgusting comedy, but unfortunately, it had to be fucking real.

Edited by HowlingBlastyo, 28 June 2012 - 07:25 PM.

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#2 Thedream

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:06 PM

this is not a troll
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:08 PM

So it's the dog's fault that you are a fat shit that has to sneak food in the middle of the night.
It's probably a troll, but if it isn't then please feel free to slit your throat, and any other animal abusers while you're at it

Edited by edthelad, 28 June 2012 - 07:13 PM.

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#4 Mistyxlol

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:11 PM

trip dps hero ??
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#5 HowlingBlastyo

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:19 PM

How can you call this animal abuse when I suffered because of the animal?
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#6 mullieman003

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:23 PM

le dog
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:24 PM

actually take a walk with the dog so it shits outside, ghetto family xx
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#8 Epzyxo

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:29 PM

Maybe you should train your dog a bit better, you fat clumsy blind nerd with anger management problems. Glad you got hurt.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:43 PM

do you not turn lights on where you live
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#10 yourmomrofl

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:47 PM

Animal abuse thread anyone?
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Alright, so I've started experimenting with alcohol (only 20 so I can't go out to bars yet) and last weekend my brother and I were chillin out, watching netflix, and I started drinking at around 10 in the morning. I get tipsy and keep around that level till about 6 PM, then after the buzz wore off I felt like shit. It wasn't necisarily a headache, the best I can describe it is how you feel when you are really fucking tired but not sleepy. Anyway I tried to get feeling better by drinking water but I didn't feel any better until I woke up the next morning.


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Posted 28 June 2012 - 07:56 PM

Turn on lights, dont eat that late, teach the dog not to shit in house and mby you wont get punished for playing 3dps.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:00 PM

I recommend suicide
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

Did mangravy make a new aj account without telling anyone?
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

apparently I need to make 5 posts before I can post links in this shithole, so I'm going to do it here (since this thread is worthless)
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:21 PM

stupid fucking dog u should have killed it
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 10:42 PM

Quick call peta
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