I was playing Mortal Kombat in my room while everyone else was sleeping at midnight, and because it's Friday it's my free day to do whatever I want. So I got hungry, and decided to grab something out of the fridge, and made my way there. I have two dogs. One is my beloved little dog, the other is a shitty maltese that belongs to my grandmother. So I passed by that little annoying twat, and keep in mind because it's midnight it is very dark with no lights. So when I reach the fridge...guess what! Wet shit all over the floor surrounding it. And without any vision I didn't notice it, so I slipped on it and here are the injuries I suffered.
- I crashed my face against the fridge
- I fall chest front hard onto the shit floor.
-My foot twists and half my toenail breaks off, bleeding.
- I try to stand up, and fall BACKWARDS onto the shit floor.
- And when I stand, my entire body is covered in wet dog fecal matter.
With a injured foot, I weakly limped towards the shower booth, covering everything in shit: and after I take a shower, I'm forced to CLEAN EVERYTHING for roughly an hour and when it's finally almost done, I slip on a piece of turd I didn't notice and my glasses nosepiece jumped off as I fell. It was at that moment I just dropped everything, and furiously attacked the dog with my fists so hard it began to squeal and woke my parents up. So when they see whats up, they think I'M a lunatic and ground me for a while.
I've never felt more horrible before in my life. This was like something out of a really disgusting comedy, but unfortunately, it had to be fucking real.
Edited by HowlingBlastyo, 28 June 2012 - 07:25 PM.