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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:01 PM

Hello Friends Be Patient and Read this Epic Tale of the Insecure Boat Rowing Warlock. :)
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It was about mid-afternoon and I was taking a stroll along the forests of Elwynn when this 1 time gladiator known as Pwh caught my attention. On our server (Darkspear-Alliance) there are about 2 and a half good warlocks that reside on the server. Me and my buddy figured what the hell he's gotten glad maybe he could be a good fit for our team seeing as how we dont play competitively anymore. Days went by of competitive bloodthirsty arena, but we kept feeling these really irritating and sharp back pains. We thought to ourselves maybe Pwh wasnt a good fit after all. Running out into the open vs a KFC not porting, overlapping death coils, dotting blinds. It just wasnt going as intended. So I asked a couple of my close companions if they would be interested in indulging in this bloodthirsty affair of the 3 versus 3 bracket of pvp combat. They agreed whole heartedly to the challenge presented. But when the Insecure Boat Rower caught wind of this news it was all downhill from there...
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[4/16/2012 12:17:35 PM] Bob V: ye sure let me fear while im feared
[4/16/2012 12:17:37 PM] Bob V: and cycloned
[4/16/2012 12:17:39 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): im just ready to queue thug tonight
[4/16/2012 12:17:41 PM] Bob V: and root silenced
[4/16/2012 12:17:50 PM] Bob V: why wouldnt we rls.
[4/16/2012 12:17:55 PM] Bob V: ?
[4/16/2012 12:18:03 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): cause i want to thug tonight i havent thugged in a while
[4/16/2012 12:18:15 PM] Bob V: you idiots are gay as fuck
[4/16/2012 12:18:22 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): i guess
[4/16/2012 12:18:22 PM] Bob V: lose to 1 team blame 1 person and its done
[4/16/2012 12:18:25 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): ?
[4/16/2012 12:18:27 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): we queued like
[4/16/2012 12:18:29 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): 15 more games after that
[4/16/2012 12:18:37 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): what are you saying
[4/16/2012 12:18:38 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): lol.
[4/16/2012 12:19:27 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): i just want a break from rls
[4/16/2012 12:19:36 PM] Bob V: rofl k
[4/16/2012 12:19:59 PM] Bob V: blehhhhh im r1 i lost to rpd one time and im done with a setup
[4/16/2012 12:20:13 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): here we go butthurt bob because jack wants to try out thug cleave and i want to queue one night of thug cleave stop complaining so much holy shit
[4/16/2012 12:20:30 PM] Bob V: no no i like yesjuice
[4/16/2012 12:20:42 PM] Bob V: but ur playing thug not cus u want to but you think im bad or something
[4/16/2012 12:20:51 PM] Bob V: which is bullshit
[4/16/2012 12:20:53 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): wtf?
[4/16/2012 12:20:56 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): so insecure holy fuck
[4/16/2012 12:21:01 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): if i thought you were bad
[4/16/2012 12:21:04 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): you wouldnt be on this team
[4/16/2012 12:21:08 PM] Bob V: lol
[4/16/2012 12:21:14 PM] Bob V: w.e
[4/16/2012 12:21:36 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): ya let me keep rlsng with this lock cause ithink he's shit
[4/16/2012 12:21:36 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): valid logic
[4/16/2012 12:22:49 PM] Bob V: nah im just tired
[4/16/2012 12:23:09 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): i wouldnt play rls with a lock unless someone recommended them to me
[4/16/2012 12:23:26 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): someone actually important
[4/16/2012 12:23:43 PM] Bob V: HAVE U EVEN SEEN PWH RANDOM GAMES 1
[4/16/2012 12:23:54 PM] Bob V: no im jk
[4/16/2012 12:23:59 PM] Bob V: im just tired and last night was gay as fuck
[4/16/2012 12:24:02 PM] Bob V: cus my whole 5s team
[4/16/2012 12:24:03 PM] Bob V: trolled me
[4/16/2012 12:24:05 PM] Bob V: 3 hours
[4/16/2012 12:24:06 PM] Bob V: for like
[4/16/2012 12:24:11 PM] Bob V: and it was really annoying
[4/16/2012 12:24:17 PM] Bob V: because acro was a part of it
[4/16/2012 12:24:18 PM] Bob V: and he's the worst
[4/16/2012 12:24:23 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): you just felt like a debbie downer last night
[4/16/2012 12:24:42 PM] Bob V: frustrated no downer
[4/16/2012 12:24:45 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): same thing
[4/16/2012 12:24:46 PM] Bob V: but yeah
[4/16/2012 12:25:35 PM] Bob V: if u were on our 5s youd know what im talking about lol
[4/16/2012 12:26:14 PM] Bob V: when u play well its like alll well and good but if something wrong happends its like troll session for 4 hours and everyone is gay as fuck
[4/16/2012 12:26:42 PM] Bob V: and you/jack must of told them we lost cus of me or some shit which is retarded
[4/16/2012 12:26:46 PM] Bob V: so i got trolled
[4/16/2012 12:26:51 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): i didnt say shit
[4/16/2012 12:26:56 PM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): had to of been jack
[4/16/2012 12:26:57 PM] Bob V: yeah was prob jack
[4/16/2012 12:27:00 PM] Bob V: w/e
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We became concerned with the poor fellow because he demonstrated fair amounts of insecurities and a little bit of a bi-polar disorder, which his "friends" warned us about. He became very worried about the push to rank 1, and felt he needed to express his emotions dealing with his fear of getting his second gladiator title and maybe rank 1. Again magical messages appeared in skype.



[4/11/2012 11:31:52 AM] Bob V: honestly we just need a 2500 team to feed us
[4/15/2012 11:21:01 AM] Bob V: imo we get our 3s to 2500 asap
[4/15/2012 11:21:03 AM] Bob V: and
[4/15/2012 11:21:06 AM] Bob V: get ur friends to feed us
[4/15/2012 11:21:13 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): jack wont play if they do that
[4/15/2012 11:21:14 AM] Bob V: would be the most safe for us atleast
[4/15/2012 11:21:41 AM] Bob V: just get ur friends to Q into us and lose...
[4/15/2012 11:21:45 AM] Bob V: it aint hard
[4/15/2012 11:21:59 AM] Bob V: tell them to just swap a lot and miss cs's
[4/15/2012 11:23:19 AM] Bob V: later in the season is when people watch u like a hawk
[4/15/2012 11:23:21 AM] Bob V: do it now
[4/15/2012 11:23:25 AM] Bob V: and later as well if we need it
[4/15/2012 11:23:30 AM] Bob V: cus poisty is a win trader as well
[4/15/2012 11:23:36 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): dude we just need 2 queue more
[4/15/2012 11:23:37 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): honestly
[4/15/2012 11:23:47 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): we can get 2500 easily from real games
[4/15/2012 11:23:51 AM] Bob V: you dont understand
[4/15/2012 11:23:54 AM] Bob V: im about to hit finals week
[4/15/2012 11:24:01 AM] Bob V: i already have a lot of work
[4/15/2012 11:24:04 AM] Bob V: if Qs suck im just gonna log
[4/15/2012 11:24:06 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): im about to hit finals week 2
[4/15/2012 11:24:16 AM] Bob V: so if ur thinking i can spam Q all day i cant
[4/15/2012 11:24:24 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): no im saying
[4/15/2012 11:24:27 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): not once a week
[4/15/2012 11:24:30 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): like we're starting to do
[4/15/2012 11:24:35 AM] Bob V: would be better to snipe other teams + get ur friends to feed us so its like a steady flow of pts
[4/15/2012 11:25:15 AM] Bob V: uh hello
[4/15/2012 11:25:26 AM] Bob V: my friend had rank one last season with 45 games played
[4/15/2012 11:25:31 AM] Bob V: .....
[4/15/2012 11:25:37 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): okay? we have to get our mmr up
[4/15/2012 11:25:40 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): before we can consider anything
[4/15/2012 11:25:44 AM] Bob V: ya
[4/15/2012 11:25:52 AM] Bob V: im not saying lets only get fed
[4/15/2012 11:25:58 AM] Bob V: we can Q occasionally
[4/15/2012 11:26:14 AM] Josh Benton (Mido/Midochondria): rank1 has nothing to do with games played its whoever has a decent win loss with the highest mmr
[4/15/2012 11:26:15 AM] Bob V: but if were gonna take r1 from poisty idk we might wanna be proactiv about it

We then decided that Pwh the Insecure Boat Rower was really not a fit for our team so I activated my cloak of shadows macroed with my evasion ability and preceeded to dodge the poor fellow. After a couple days of dodging the angry little man we got wind of him linking fake skype logs trying to embarass our team on the forums. We then gathered our forces and went to war with laying seige to all Nerdy Insecure Boat Rowers that stood in our path. Unfortunately since poor old Pwh was lifting weights and eating bagels trying to get big to embarass us we had to dispatch him from our competitive three versus three team. Since then ol' Pwh has been posting on the forums using his notepad to forge these incredulous skype logs. But my friends, we have slain the poor old boat rower and once again Azeroth can be at peace.

#2 Rilor

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:43 PM

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I'm the man.

#3 Hwp

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:44 PM

LOL

#4 mackazar

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:14 PM

why do you keep posting shit? who are you?

#5 infectionx

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:26 PM

View Postmackazar, on 19 April 2012 - 04:14 PM, said:

why do you keep posting shit? who are you?
Another drama Queen propably :lol:
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And yeah they can survive for more than 30 seconds without casting. You have partners in 3v3 you know? SURPRISE

#6 TwistedWoW

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:41 PM

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#7 ganicklawl

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:27 PM

people still play this game?

#8 Wetworks

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:01 PM

I know people are getting excited cuz it took them 5+ years and probably 10 seasons to finally get big in a now dead game, but I'm gonna have to agree with my boy Ganick.

#9 Knaittiz

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:58 PM

What makes you think I want to read all that shit?

#10 Cozenerlol

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:48 PM

I thought Bob made a movie and I got all excited. :[
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#11 Hwp

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:30 AM

why did my thread get deleted and this fake one is still up?

hello moderators

#12 commixqt

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:36 AM

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#13 Faetalx

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 11:08 PM

Lol
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#14 Cerebralz

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:11 AM

I wish I could get big

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:44 PM

View PostHwp, on 25 April 2012 - 05:30 AM, said:

why did my thread get deleted and this fake one is still up?

hello moderators
Bob you have a tentacle coming out of your face. :\
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:22 PM

View PostCerebralz, on 28 April 2012 - 03:11 AM, said:

I wish I could get big

You might, I guess those 10 seasons of getting gladiator might finally pay off.

#17 Cerebralz

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:11 PM

View PostWetworks, on 09 May 2012 - 09:22 PM, said:

You might, I guess those 10 seasons of getting gladiator might finally pay off.

thx doug I told you I'd clean up this dump of a bg

Scared all the rats off real quick

#18 Improve

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:20 AM

-Horrible Warlock
-Shitty attitude

Those 2 things are what I remember of Pwh/Hwp

Edit: I'm also pretty sure hes spent more money than anyone else I know on server/faction transfers. Probably been on each BG 3-4 times this season.

Edited by Improve, 30 January 2013 - 07:22 AM.

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#19 Thugeenocktopus

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 08:07 AM

you guys know this is a game right

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