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[tika]

Hello guys, I've had a lot of requests from people to explain them step by step how to properly troll people ingame.
This will be a guide with two examples, hopefully after reading the guide you will be able to do the same.

1) Attract a player's attention that takes the game serious:


2) Player will show his interest


3) Player will find you, make sure to refuse whatever he has to say


4)Make the player upset


5)Make him more upset and take him lightly


6)At this point your troll already succeeded


7)At this point the player is smashing his keyboard


8)At this point the player hates his life


9)The player will only be able to write in caps


10)The player is very mad and your troll gets a 10/10


Be warned posting trolls like these on public forums might attract too much attention and will result in your post
to be deleted.

Happy trolling

EDIT: The 2nd example will be given on request, pm if you're interested

Edited by tika, 16 April 2012 - 05:30 PM.

[mackazar]

who is dicegg?

[hirtqt]

isn't that the guy who trapped a grip... I still want my grip CoC'ed at the end of the day
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[tika]

mackazar, on 16 April 2012 - 03:33 PM, said:

who is dicegg?

He's a hunter that plays with hydra, one of the top

[Hamzaa]

lol

[Wolo]

very nice, MassterFromHel approves.

[Ayrasaurus]

Ouch :S

[Batenx]

This was actually quite hilarious. Can we just make this the TEAM SWE + Tika troll thread? (Post the Boozt-troll here aswell xP)

[Prästwille]

Dogsu gives 2 thumbs up.

[narack]

höhöhöhö

I won't rep u tika !

[Braindance]

[tika]

Batenx, on 16 April 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

This was actually quite hilarious. Can we just make this the TEAM SWE + Tika troll thread? (Post the Boozt-troll here aswell xP)

Well I want to but last time it got deleted :S, that's why if you want it pm me

[Tfgreenacre_3240035]

Batenx, on 16 April 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

This was actually quite hilarious. Can we just make this the TEAM SWE + Tika troll thread? (Post the Boozt-troll here aswell xP)

where is the team swe contribution(s)???

[Lewisxo]

best thread

[Wolo]

Batenx, on 16 April 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

This was actually quite hilarious. Can we just make this the TEAM SWE + Tika troll thread? (Post the Boozt-troll here aswell xP)

You mean this one?

Spoiler

[14-3-2012 12:55:55] Saif: hey, are you here?
[14-3-2012 12:57:05] Boozt: yes
[14-3-2012 12:57:26] Saif: listen, do you want to play 3v3 on a legendary rogue?
[14-3-2012 12:57:43] Saif: i know you dont like to play 3 dps so we can play priest rogue hunter if you want
[14-3-2012 12:57:49] Saif: im tika btw
[14-3-2012 12:58:07] Boozt: is it a boost orsomething?
[14-3-2012 12:58:11] Saif: no
[14-3-2012 12:58:16] Saif: we play with yodaxx and me
[14-3-2012 12:58:20] Boozt: then why would i want to play someone elses rogue?
[14-3-2012 12:58:42] Saif: well u dont want to try play on a full hc legendary rogue?
[14-3-2012 12:58:48] Boozt: i have full hc myself
[14-3-2012 12:58:51] Boozt: and ill have legendary in 2 weeks
[14-3-2012 12:59:25] Saif: howmuch do you want?
[14-3-2012 13:00:14] Boozt: ?
[14-3-2012 13:00:37] Saif: howmuch do you want to play the rogue with us?
[14-3-2012 13:02:03] Boozt: well whats it for?\
[14-3-2012 13:02:10] Boozt: you want gladiator or what?
[14-3-2012 13:02:13] Boozt: or is it a boost
[14-3-2012 13:02:15] Saif: we just play
[14-3-2012 13:02:26] Saif: theres no goal
[14-3-2012 13:02:34] Saif: its not a boost
[14-3-2012 13:02:41] Saif: if u dont want to ill ask someone else
[14-3-2012 13:02:54] Saif: just thought you'd enjoy playing with legendary daggers
[14-3-2012 13:03:14] Boozt: sure, well im only playing wow mostly when theres money involved (boosts mostly) and i have a lot of people asking me to play
[14-3-2012 13:03:42] Boozt: so while it might be fun to play, i cant really use my time on playing someones rogue for free
[14-3-2012 13:03:44] Boozt: soz
[14-3-2012 13:03:49] Saif: look we are rich
[14-3-2012 13:03:59] Boozt: then throw money at me and ill play
[14-3-2012 13:04:00] Boozt:
[14-3-2012 13:04:02] Saif: howmuch do u want?
[14-3-2012 13:04:07] Boozt: no idea
[14-3-2012 13:04:09] Boozt: make me an offer
[14-3-2012 13:04:11] Boozt: rich guys
[14-3-2012 13:04:12] Boozt:
[14-3-2012 13:04:32] Boozt: if its good money we can play as much as u want haha
[14-3-2012 13:04:44] Saif: 600euro/month?
[14-3-2012 13:04:56] Boozt: sounds nice
[14-3-2012 13:05:08] Boozt: can i be a huge fag and try and haggle
[14-3-2012 13:05:11] Boozt: and be like 800 A MONTH
[14-3-2012 13:05:25] Boozt: \
[14-3-2012 13:05:30] Saif: m8
[14-3-2012 13:05:36] Saif: if u want boosts i can get u so many
[14-3-2012 13:05:43] Boozt: alright
[14-3-2012 13:05:47] Saif: u give all of them to my friend
[14-3-2012 13:06:03] Saif: I*
[14-3-2012 13:06:04] Boozt: so it looks like we can play
[14-3-2012 13:06:18] Boozt: how often will we be playing
[14-3-2012 13:06:25] Saif: what pc do u have
[14-3-2012 13:06:33] Boozt: erm
[14-3-2012 13:06:49] Boozt: like 4 ram
[14-3-2012 13:06:54] Boozt: q6600 quat processor
[14-3-2012 13:06:59] Boozt: 8800 gtx card
[14-3-2012 13:07:05] Boozt: about 3 years old pc
[14-3-2012 13:07:10] Boozt: not that great but its ok
[14-3-2012 13:07:22] Saif: u want a new pc?
[14-3-2012 13:07:33] Boozt: yeah ive wanted one for ages but moneys an issue for me atm
[14-3-2012 13:07:42] Saif: ok
[14-3-2012 13:07:48] Saif: make a list
[14-3-2012 13:07:50] Saif: of the pc u want
[14-3-2012 13:07:52] Saif: and send me
[14-3-2012 13:07:53] Boozt: are you serious?
[14-3-2012 13:08:01] Saif: ?
[14-3-2012 13:08:08] Boozt: you must be rich as fuck
[14-3-2012 13:08:10] Boozt:
[14-3-2012 13:08:10] Saif: i just want u to play on a good pc
[14-3-2012 13:08:19] Boozt: i can make a list then
[14-3-2012 13:08:21] Boozt: whats my budget?
[14-3-2012 13:08:29] Boozt: i know a good website
[14-3-2012 13:08:31] Boozt: in the UK
[14-3-2012 13:08:41] Saif: just make the pc and send me what u want
[14-3-2012 13:08:45] Boozt: ok
[14-3-2012 13:09:31] Boozt: shall i get parts to build myself or easier to just get a premade system?
[14-3-2012 13:09:53] Saif: what u want
[14-3-2012 13:14:49] Boozt: im no pc expert so ill just look at pre built ones from this site
[14-3-2012 13:15:02] Boozt: do u know much about pc specs?
[14-3-2012 13:15:20] Saif: no
[14-3-2012 13:15:28] Boozt: ok
[14-3-2012 13:15:48] Boozt: these gaming rigs cost like 1800 dude
[14-3-2012 13:20:39] Boozt: well i found a good one
[14-3-2012 13:21:24] Saif: which one?
[14-3-2012 13:21:54] Boozt: - Case: Coolermaster HAF X Case
- Power Supply: OCZ ZX 850 Gold Rated PSU
- CPU: Intel Core i7 3960X 3.30GHz Sandybridge - E overclocked to 4.20GHz
- Motherboard: Asus P9X79 PRO Intel X79 (Socket 2011) DDR3 Motherboard
- Cooler: OcUK H²Flo Extreme Liquid Dual Fan CPU Cooler w/ x2 Sharkoon Silent Eagle Fans
- RAM: 16GB (4x4GB) DDR3 Quad Channel Kit
- Hard Drive: 1TB HDD
- Graphics Card: DX11 GFX Options
- Sound: Onboard 7.1 Audio
- Optical Drive: OcUK 22x DVD±RW SATA ReWriter - Black
[14-3-2012 13:22:47] Saif: is it alienware?
[14-3-2012 13:23:32] Boozt: no its like a custom one made by some uk overcloking brand
[14-3-2012 13:23:39] Boozt: do u want me to look at alienware?\
[14-3-2012 13:25:42] Boozt: i think its cheaper to look on this site, alienware seem more expensive for the spec
[14-3-2012 13:25:43] Boozt: like paying for the brand
[14-3-2012 13:27:38] Saif: its up to you
[14-3-2012 13:27:43] Saif: its your pc
[14-3-2012 13:32:22] Saif: ok
[14-3-2012 13:32:25] Saif: i jsut talked with my friend
[14-3-2012 13:32:29] Saif: hes from dubai
[14-3-2012 13:32:56] Saif: he'll give u a pc/monthly and seasonly payment and if you play really good you can get a hotel reservation every 3 months
[14-3-2012 13:33:07] Boozt: sick
[14-3-2012 13:33:31] Saif: but you have to play really good
[14-3-2012 13:33:38] Boozt: i will
[14-3-2012 13:33:50] Boozt: u think im good enough?
[14-3-2012 13:34:09] Saif: you played good when i faced u
[14-3-2012 13:34:18] Boozt: good
[14-3-2012 13:34:29] Boozt: ok ill find some beast of a machine to give the best performance
[14-3-2012 13:39:10] Boozt: gonna call them up
[14-3-2012 13:40:59] Saif: u got trolled m8
[14-3-2012 13:41:29] Boozt: rofl
[14-3-2012 13:41:34] Boozt: u gay
[14-3-2012 13:41:43] Saif: hahah
[14-3-2012 13:41:48] Saif: best troll ever
[14-3-2012 13:41:49] Saif:
[14-3-2012 13:42:11] Boozt: kinda a good one
[14-3-2012 13:42:18] Saif: y
[14-3-2012 13:42:42] Boozt: u had me going for a sec there
[14-3-2012 13:42:52] Saif: y
[14-3-2012 13:42:54] Boozt: i didnt call them tho, wanted to see what u said
[14-3-2012 13:43:00] Saif: but it didnt start as a troll
[14-3-2012 13:43:04] Saif: i rly have a legendary rogue
[14-3-2012 13:43:07] Boozt: hahaha
[14-3-2012 13:43:09] Boozt: but u dont have
[14-3-2012 13:43:13] Boozt: 600e per month and a free pc
[14-3-2012 13:43:16] Boozt:
[14-3-2012 13:43:24] Saif: no lol
[14-3-2012 13:43:27] Boozt:
[14-3-2012 13:43:49] Boozt: nice troll

[Chromix]

Tfgreenacre_3240035, on 16 April 2012 - 03:59 PM, said:

where is the team swe contribution(s)???

You're not ready for them yet. xD

[Z4muZ]

FFS I AM GLDA I DONE GLAD BOOSTS FFS THIS NEW CHAR CVHSHFASF FFS DONT U KNOW ME FSFS I PALY IWTH HYDRA FFS SFS PLS BELIEV EME FFS FKAO)FER I SUCK YOU DICK COME ON MAN@#%SAF

[Jokerplex]

Holding my head in shame

your shit english is what baited me, that gets me so mad

[Ponen]

Dont think he was serious either with what he whispered back to you...

Also I am very excited following if you will go 2.4k+ again after leaving ur 2.6k triple dps team btw

[Ayrasaurus]

Ponen, on 16 April 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:

Dont think he was serious either with what he whispered back to you...

Also I am very excited following if you will go 2.4k+ again after leaving ur 2.6k triple dps team btw

It wasn't triple dps it was hunter rogue dis... oh wait yes first min and half its triple dps .

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