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Old white man mutilates 4 lizards and rapes millions of children

Started by Bloodriot, Mar 20 2012 01:45 AM

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#1 Bloodriot

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:45 AM

's childhood memories.

Ah yep, avant-garde filmmaker Michael Bay is remaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

#2 Bloodriot

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:46 AM

http://arts.national...gh-edgy-aliens/

THEY CANNOT BE ALIENS THEY ARE MUTANTS

HOW ABOUT I SHIT DOWN YOU THROAT MICHAEL BAY

#3 Thedream

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:48 AM

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:59 AM

that's stupid

#5 Duckers

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:02 AM

I can't wait.

I hope Bad Boys 3 comes out first though.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:05 AM

sounds really lame, i really enjoyed all the movies when i was a kid

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:15 AM

I think I still have all my TMNT figurines at my moms place.

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#8 Verk6

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:17 AM

what an asshole

#9 Matisse

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:31 AM

This upsets me more than Kony 2012.

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Breadstick, on 07 September 2012 - 03:32 AM, said:

some pickles are really good

#10 donkeyhacks

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:56 AM

da fuck did i just read

#11 Kelustu

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:06 AM

Transformers was pretty good movie it had robots n cars n grl. I lke gurl.

Need dane cook.

#12 Twocat

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:10 AM

inb4 same exact plot as transformers except plastic fox is April, Shia LaBeouf is Casey, and the turtles are a backdrop like the transformers that appears sometimes but has nothing to do with 80% of the movie.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:12 AM

Hollywood's cashcow formula for making shitty cgi movies and/or remakes stopped bothering me long ago. ONLY WATCH FILM FESTIVAL STUFF BROOOOOO, AND YOU DONT KNOW FUCK ABOUT AVANT-GARDE BITCHRIOT.

#14 Zoness

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:50 AM

Michael Bay must be stoppped.

No matter the cost.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:50 AM

Fiffe when you go to class do you wear a beanie and a scarf even if its a miraculous california day?

#16 Kelustu

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 06:07 AM

Seriously though, transformers was worth $10 and I'm sure TMNT will be too. It won't be a good movie and it will be horrendously disingenuous to what you want to see and what you remember, but it will be entertaining.