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#1 WopWapWoo

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:48 PM

So about 3 weeks ago i was on vacation in Barcelona with some friends

We were at the beach, and i see a really gorgeous girl, a perfect 10
I couldn't just let her leave without me talking to her so i approach her and we really do hit it of, we go for a drink in the bar, since we were both sober and the clock was 2 PM i really couldnt see this go any further then a drink so i just asked her

-Do you want to go have sex or something?

And she replied "haha, sure"

Nothing like this has ever happened to me, ive always only had sex with girlfriends or drunk girls before, and never this hot

So we leave the beach to go back to my hotelroom and i see my mates look at me really jealously :)

When we get to the hotelroom we instantly jumped to bed and we had no foreplay whatsoever

And about 40 seconds into the sex i came -.- (I usually last 6-10 minutes without interruptions)
I got no idea why this happened, she was just so hot :/

I'm so emberrased and can't think of anything else so say then "this nas never happened to me before", and i thought she wouldnt mind to much ande just laugh it off, but she sighed and looked quite disappointed, but i wanted to finish the job so i move down to lick but she pulls away and says

"Don't even bother" and she gets up of the bed, puts her cloths on and walks away.

It all happened on like 30 seconds and i was just so chocked, i didnt say a word just stared

And now 3 weeks later i havent approached a single girl since, im just to afraid its gonna happen again.

So guys, has this ever happened to one of you?
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#2 lunor

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:51 PM

no


but i wouldn't be surprised if it did with a perfect 10
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#3 Seekay

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:51 PM

abrahm, please save this man

#4 HeheBiggielol

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:52 PM

rofl
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#5 crazieh

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:52 PM

hahahaha, wow that gotta suck.

#6 Chubbsmalone

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:54 PM

40 sec, ouch

#7 Selivus

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:55 PM

let one off when you wake up

another one off in shower

always go down first, even if it happens again theyll be like meh and wont want seconds but hey they came

View PostXyres, on 12 May 2011 - 03:11 PM, said:

My uncle used to swear a lot (until he shot himself to face with shotgun) and he said swearing is usually related to people being insecure about themselves.

#8 Jailbait

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:57 PM

cum inside her, have a child, make her your wife, 40 second sex for life= over 1 hour of solid steady sex

hope i helped
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#9 Groundead

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:58 PM

It's not premature if you planned for it to happen.

If people spend more time dead then alive, why are they so materialistic?


#10 Zerstiren

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:06 PM

View PostJailbait, on 19 July 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

cum inside her, have a child, make her your wife, 40 second sex for life= over 1 hour of solid steady sex

hope i helped

QFT.

#11 lewisyo_7140707

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:08 PM

so your one of those guys that finally gets sex with an amazing hot girl, cum in 40 seconds and she tells everyone and you get lold at

unlucky

#12 fighta

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM

shit happens.

#13 Party yØ

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM

sucks to be you

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#14 Tupacalypse23

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM

you shoulda beat the fuck outta her.

#15 Gnomer

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:11 PM

View PostTupacalypse23, on 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM, said:

you shoulda beat the fuck outta her.
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#16 lewisyo_7140707

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:12 PM

View PostTupacalypse23, on 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM, said:

you shoulda beat the fuck outta her.

for being nice looking? what a bitch

#17 Nmplol

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:12 PM

hahahahahahahahahaa

#18 Jailbait

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:13 PM

in b4 premature ejacul....oh wait
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#19 Marshy

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:15 PM

Anything else out the ordinary? e.g did you fuck her without a rubber on? (assuming you fucked your gf with rubbers anyways) It's not that rare to almost blow your load early if you're not used to fucking without one on.

View PostTupacalypse23, on 19 July 2011 - 08:09 PM, said:

you shoulda beat the fuck outta her.
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View PostTankz, on 16 August 2011 - 02:03 PM, said:

why do people have high hopes for the forum when the game currently is a total mess?

#20 Omglockzorx

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:16 PM

Just dont go to Barcelona again i guess.




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