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#1 Bailamosx

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:26 PM

<Girls Should Be Healers> looking for rugged individualistic take charge men and submissive cheerleading girls for our epic guild. Girls must have leveled 525 cooking and tailoring or be able to arena at a higher level than myself (not very hard) in order to join.

Okay, I peacocked that ad a little, but seriously... This is a well-established guild that likes to enjoy itself. I'm not sure why, but some people take the name to be vulgar and sexist. If anyone is that easily upset or offended, then feel free to join BRB Summer or some other cult guild where you can get a cute tiger with a flag attached to it. We are a tight-knit community of individual personalities, not a guild of fanboy fanatics that seek their identity and derive their self-esteem through multi rank 1 player objects of adulation. And yet, we still maintain the biggest base of gladiator and rank one players on the Nightfall battlegroup.

Sorry if you have to look at a dictionary when I type some things. It is not intended. I didn't ask to be brilliant top 8 college student. Please forgive me for my silver spoon-fed tongue. Anyway, this guild may only be level 17 at the moment, but we offer real life perks that you will find in literally no other guild in the world. I will help the chosen few of my favorite guild members for free with English, History, and Economic papers. I always deliver and never fail to grant A+'s. Also, another perk is that our multi rank 1 senior member, Diziet, has agreed to pony up over 100k gold to anyone that can defeat him in a game of chess online. He has seven years of classroom experience and has the added racial bonus of being a Russian. His time is valuable and he's busy being paid to go to tournys and play this game, but I'm sure he looks forward to a worthy opponent someday. So not only do we offer free tutoring and insane amounts of gold, but I guarantee that you will not find another guild anywhere, anytime that will have such interesting conversations on our skype calls.

RBGs are often looked down up as an inferior form of competition in this game, however, they can be quite entertaining and fun if one is open-minded enough to play a few games with us. For the few elite that qualify for my group and wish to participate in one of the top 10v10 teams in the game I simply ask that they respond quickly to my directions on skype, be respectful, and maintain the same level of vocality that is required for high-end arena.

Thank you to all those that took the time to read this and enjoy your journey through World of Warcraft. Feel free to hit me with a message on AJ if you have questions.

Edited by Bailamosx, 07 July 2011 - 09:44 PM.

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#2 Jeazy

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:43 PM

Cooking at kitchen and also in WoW, woman have hard life.
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#3 Xstinctlol

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 07:54 PM

Hi, this guild is best guild on Nightfall, you should join it.

[email protected]

Edited by Xstinctlol, 07 July 2011 - 11:27 PM.

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#4 Hotted

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:18 PM

This guild sucks, don't join it. Worst guild on Nightfall.


why so mean bro
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#5 stalebagel

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:33 PM

This guild sucks, don't join it. Worst guild on Nightfall.


real talk, xstinct ur fucking garbage brah
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#6 Spinmove

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:35 PM

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#7 Xstinctlol

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:38 PM

real talk, xstinct ur fucking garbage brah


I find this statement ironic "brah".
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#8 Yes

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 09:46 PM

It's 150k gold now.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 09:54 PM

Also willing to play fischer random chess.
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#10 Petrosian

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:54 AM

Also willing to play fischer random chess.


What ELO are you in over-the-board chess? What site do you play on for your online challenges?
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#11 Yes

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 01:44 AM

What ELO are you in over-the-board chess? What site do you play on for your online challenges?

2183 as of july

chess.com is fine

You may call me spassky :P_)
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#12 Hofflerand

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 11:48 AM

<Girls Should Be Healers> looking for someone other than me to guard Stables. It's of the utmost importance I use Hammer of Wrath to ninja as many KB's per game as humanly possible. That is all.

(Seriously, Bailamos, next time you put me on Farm duty I'm alt-tabbing and playing StarCraft.)
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#13 sParKLezZ

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 01:11 AM

this guild advertisement spoke to me in a very deep and personal ways.

played a good amount of people from this guild over the last season, all been good games.
my kinda guild yadigl.
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so i met this qt today who ive never seen before.
and ive seen everybody.
so i walked up to her.
and i was like.
who the fuck are you


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Posted 09 July 2011 - 10:32 PM

As always no chess challenges to me.
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#15 Raczlol

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:25 PM

I'll play you diziet, I used to play chess with my granduncle all the time when i was like 6, pretty sure I can take you on
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 11:39 PM

As always no chess challenges to me.


I CHALLENGED U ON SKYPe!! you didn't reply so i claim a forfeit
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 12:45 AM

Whoever wants to play me in chess message me on skype diziet1
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#18 shapis_607859

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 12:48 AM

cutest guild in the universe!

also, beat diziet in chess while playing with just my left hand, true story.
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 01:36 AM

cutest guild in the universe!

also, beat diziet in chess while playing with just my left hand, true story.



Shapis, we played, you surrendered, we switched sides, then you surrendered again and then we switched sides once more and I'd still beat you.
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#20 shapis_607859

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:04 AM

I was going easy on u :( honest
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