Okay, I peacocked that ad a little, but seriously... This is a well-established guild that likes to enjoy itself. I'm not sure why, but some people take the name to be vulgar and sexist. If anyone is that easily upset or offended, then feel free to join BRB Summer or some other cult guild where you can get a cute tiger with a flag attached to it. We are a tight-knit community of individual personalities, not a guild of fanboy fanatics that seek their identity and derive their self-esteem through multi rank 1 player objects of adulation. And yet, we still maintain the biggest base of gladiator and rank one players on the Nightfall battlegroup.
Sorry if you have to look at a dictionary when I type some things. It is not intended. I didn't ask to be brilliant top 8 college student. Please forgive me for my silver spoon-fed tongue. Anyway, this guild may only be level 17 at the moment, but we offer real life perks that you will find in literally no other guild in the world. I will help the chosen few of my favorite guild members for free with English, History, and Economic papers. I always deliver and never fail to grant A+'s. Also, another perk is that our multi rank 1 senior member, Diziet, has agreed to pony up over 100k gold to anyone that can defeat him in a game of chess online. He has seven years of classroom experience and has the added racial bonus of being a Russian. His time is valuable and he's busy being paid to go to tournys and play this game, but I'm sure he looks forward to a worthy opponent someday. So not only do we offer free tutoring and insane amounts of gold, but I guarantee that you will not find another guild anywhere, anytime that will have such interesting conversations on our skype calls.
RBGs are often looked down up as an inferior form of competition in this game, however, they can be quite entertaining and fun if one is open-minded enough to play a few games with us. For the few elite that qualify for my group and wish to participate in one of the top 10v10 teams in the game I simply ask that they respond quickly to my directions on skype, be respectful, and maintain the same level of vocality that is required for high-end arena.
Thank you to all those that took the time to read this and enjoy your journey through World of Warcraft. Feel free to hit me with a message on AJ if you have questions.
Edited by Bailamosx, 07 July 2011 - 09:44 PM.