Posted 26 August 2010 - 03:27 PM
As I mainly play random or with some guildies, I main Poppy atm. She's just the most badass hero champ killer there is.
Flash-charging someone to a wall then proceeding to take 50% of his HP with D-Strike while tanking a whole team with ult is just fun.
Think I one-hitted a Ryze or so once with Q when I was fed hard.
PS: How many times did you lose a 100% sure win because your team is just fucking ass stupid? Instead of pushing when we have a huge advantage, they farm, scattered all over the map to just get this one more item while I type my fingers sore "PLEASE LET'S GO ALL TOGETHER AND FINISH THIS". Why, oh why do people lack the most basic of any tactic? Why do they farm way into enemy territory, alone, where they can see him? Why do people focus tanks who don't even have taunts? How can people be level 30 and not learn even the most basic ideas? What is the train of thought leading people to think "OH MY TEAMMATE POPPY IS COMING TO GANK HIM BECAUSE HE'S IN A GOOD POSITION NEAR OUR TOWER, I BETTER SCARE HIM AWAY AND PUSH NOW, SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LANING SO OUR TOWER IS AT 30% AND THEIRS AT 100% EVEN THOUGH MY CHAMP IS THE BETTER LANER"?
Really raging hard about all this stupidity, when I go 20/2/2 in a game, killing half of them alone while they randomly run around like chicken, then I run away low, get out alive and then they charge in and die. No shit, who would attack an enemy team focusing an ult'ing poppy, that's just stupid isn't it.
Also, how the hell on earth do you go 0/8/0 in 12 minutes? What does go on in brains of people when the enemy team in late game is missing for some time and I ping like mad on baron and they go jungling, then the enemy team pops out with, who would have thought this, baron buff and pushes us to death.
And those fiddly ass feeders on the enemy team who go like 3/15/1 and they win because of said team of mine and they go "HAHAHA I OWNED YOU" in chat after we lost.